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Publication Archive

Welcome to the Cynic Online Magazine's Publication Archive. Here you will find a listing of all of the works published on our website since January 2004. Most work is available by simply clicking on the title. We are still checking some of our records to veryify our rights to archive a few pieces and are trying to obtain archival rights to others, so it's quite possible that a piece that is not available for viewing may become available in the future. If you are an author of one of these unavailable pieces and would like to give us your permission to show your work once more, please write us at editors@cynicmag.com

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Item Author Issue
The Johnson Family Holiday Newsletter

Pete McArdle
--Contributing Author

November 2012

Clarity

Ryan Marsich
--Contributing Author

November 2012

Sauce for the Goose

Rosanna Luke
--Contributing Author

November 2012

Secret Hiding Places

Frank Hardy
--Contributing Author

November 2012

Airlock

RM DuChene
--Contributing Author

October 2012

Master Blaster

Robin Lindzer
--Contributing Author

October 2012

Princess

KC Gray
--Contributing Author

October 2012

The Forgotten Contract

P C Van Slyke
--Contributing Author

October 2012

The Ice Man

Ruairi MacInnes
--Contributing Author

October 2012

The Lost Recordings Of Commander Svetlana

David Edward Nell
--Contributing Author

October 2012

The Restaurant

Anthony Keers
--Contributing Author

October 2012

Wait Here

Ray Prew
--Contributing Author

October 2012

Dancing for the Wizard

Wayne Scheer
--Staff Writer

September 2012

Leftovers

Jo Alkemade
--Contributing Author

September 2012

Nobody Can Scream

D Robert Grixti
--Contributing Author

September 2012

Proximate Evil

R.M. Duchene
--Staff Writer

September 2012

The Evil One

David Montgomery
--Contributing Author

September 2012

The Piano Sale

Lucille Rains
--Staff Writer

September 2012

The Seven Labors of Sir Gordon

Jon Wesick
--Contributing Author

September 2012

The Tourney

RM Duchene
--Contributing Author

September 2012

They Come Back

Amberle L Husbands
--Staff Writer

September 2012

Über Debellation

David Fraser
--Staff Writer

September 2012

Hell is Gate 25 at JFK

Joe Cappello
--Contributing Author

August 2012

Java Gro

Miriam Schneider
--Contributing Author

August 2012

Paleofinance

Marc A Donis
--Contributing Author

August 2012

Shooting Apples: A Short Story

Rosanna Luke
--Contributing Author

August 2012

Speeding Toward Enlightenment

Michelle Ann King
--Contributing Author

August 2012

Table Story

A.A. Garrison
--Contributing Author

August 2012

The Case of the Disappearing Wife

GK Thomas
--Contributing Author

August 2012

The Chicken Fest

Dianne B. Hardy
--Contributing Author

August 2012

4GB of Faith

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

July 2012

A.A. Garrison

Drugs are Really Good for You
--Contributing Author

July 2012

Another Man’s Treasure

Philip Roberts
--Contributing Author

July 2012

At the Firing Range

JB Hogan
--Contributing Author

July 2012

Changed

Anil Balan
--Contributing Author

July 2012

Hi From Camp Dystopia

A. R. Taylor
--Contributing Author

July 2012

Jamie and the Dancer

Megan Stolz
--Contributing Author

July 2012

Meanwhile, in Kazakhstan

Tommy Vinh Bui
--Contributing Author

July 2012

Pocketful of Empty

Craig A Hart
--Contributing Author

July 2012

Targeted

Scott D. Mahler
--Contributing Author

July 2012

The Zombie Reader

Bruce Memblatt
--Contributing Author

July 2012

Youth's Unteachable Moment

PF Wingard
--Contributing Author

July 2012

Zombie Trash

Marc A Donis
--Contributing Author

July 2012

Borrowed Time

Alexandra Kesick
--Contributing Author

June 2012

Heaven

Clyde Dillinger
--Contributing Poet

June 2012

I've Always Wondered What Happened to Niblick

Elizabeth Brazeal
--Contributing Author

June 2012

Robbie the Ghoulie

Killion Slade
--Contributing Author

June 2012

They're All Thieves

David M. Buhajla
--Contributing Author

June 2012

90210: This Is My Generation, Baby

Jenniy French
--Contributing Author

May 2012

Cassandra

Ashley Warren
--Contributing Author

May 2012

Charlotte’s Elegies

Ian Boulton
--Contributing Author

May 2012

Dean Martin and the Buddha Are in Heaven

John F. Miglio
--Contributing Author

May 2012

Deep Breath

Cassi Whitmore
--Contributing Author

May 2012

Doc Annice Slips Me the Big One

Bill Crocker
--Contributing Author

May 2012

From Iowa

Josh Gottlieb
--Contributing Author

May 2012

Guinea Pig

D.A. Cairns
--Contributing Author

May 2012

How to Become an Agnostic

Tom Speropulos
--Contributing Author

May 2012

Ol' Moo U

John Michael Osborne
--Contributing Author

May 2012

Putting Out a Firecracker

Jane Harkins
--Contributing Author

May 2012

Reunited

Angel Johnson
--Contributing Author

May 2012

Thanksgiving

Kate Novak
--Contributing Author

May 2012

The Devil in My Kitchen

Ryan Borchers
--Contributing Author

May 2012

The Legend of Bad Bubba Hines

HR Williams
--Contributing Author

May 2012

An Unconventional End

Ryan Marsich
--Contributing Author

April 2012

Chill Out!

Helene Armstrong
--Contributing Author

April 2012

Five Words that Need to Go

Melissa Larson
--Contributing Author

April 2012

Haggis MacGregor, Golfer Médiocre

Bill Crocker
--Contributing Author

April 2012

Marge

Amanda Summerbell
--Contributing Author

April 2012

No More Sundays

Mitchell Waldman
--Contributing Author

April 2012

Planet Stupiter

Andrew McLinden
--Contributing Author

April 2012

Say Something for Johnny

Rashmi Kulal
--Contributing Author

April 2012

Sea for Three

L'ALGER
--Contributing Author

April 2012

The Games of Fear

Alvin Atwater
--Contributing Author

April 2012

The Ridge and the Town

HR Williams
--Contributing Author

April 2012

What Goes Around

Steve Fisher
--Contributing Author

April 2012

21st Century Problems

Alexandra Gilwit
--Contributing Author

March 2012

A Genius Walks into a Bar

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

March 2012

Fetch

Mark Tunstall
--Contributing Author

March 2012

Maybe More Information Than We Need

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

March 2012

Multi-tasking

David M Smith
--Contributing Author

March 2012

The Good Old Days

Travis H. McDaniel
--Contributing Author

March 2012

The Hangman

Thomas Edwards
--Contributing Author

March 2012

The Housewarming

Matthew Tyte
--Contributing Author

March 2012

Tin Soldiers and Nixon Coming

J. B. Hogan
--Contributing Author

March 2012

Being a Vampire Sucks

Ray Prew
--Contributing Author

February 2012

How Big Red Got His Name

Clifford A Hui
--Contributing Author

February 2012

My Suicidal Goldfish

Cynthia Weitz
--Contributing Author

February 2012

Swing Vote

Steven Adamson
--Contributing Author

February 2012

The Dog Across the Street

W Jack Savage
--Contributing Author

February 2012

The Old Boarding House

Oliver Theakston
--Contributing Author

February 2012

Tupperware

W Jack Savage
--Contributing Author

February 2012

Accidental Father

Jeff Hill
--Contributing Author

January 2012

Hard Time Going

Maui Holcomb
--Contributing Author

January 2012

How I was Beside Myself When I Met My Future Wife

Lucas Ahlsen
--Contributing Author

January 2012

Occupy This

Ryan Rados
--Contributing Author

January 2012

One Day in the Zocalo

JB Hogan
--Contributing Author

January 2012

Post 911 American Pride

Jason L Fairweather
--Contributing Author

January 2012

Remember the Horses

Nathaniel Fincham
--Contributing Author

January 2012

Saying Goodbye in Bismayu

William Doonan
--Contributing Author

January 2012

Should You Need to Dispose of a Comic Book Super-Villain Who’s a Fish

LM Birchfield
--Contributing Author

January 2012

The Rapture

Ed Coonce
--Contributing Author

January 2012

A Bunch of Snapped Crutches

Christian A Larsen
--Contributing Author

October 2011

Artificial Ineptitude

John Skylar
--Contributing Author

October 2011

Edward Smith Keeps on Living

Philip Roberts
--Contributing Author

October 2011

Genius or Insanity?

Rod Hamon
--Contributing Author

October 2011

Going Down

Jon Beight
--Contributing Author

October 2011

Lunch with Paula Stone

Linda S Rhoades
--Contributing Author

October 2011

Mr. Shinypants

Janet K McGann
--Contributing Author

October 2011

Saint Tolgata

Tyler Bowler
--Contributing Author

October 2011

Shore of Plentitude

Michael T Lanius
--Contributing Author

October 2011

The Antidote

John Thwicker
--Contributing Author

October 2011

The Ants

M Earl Jones
--Contributing Author

October 2011

The Bride Had Hot Flashes

Lenore Hirsch
--Contributing Author

October 2011

The Maelstrom - Chapter I

John Blackemire
--Staff Writer

October 2011

The Scattering

Elton Camp
--Contributing Author

October 2011

The Time of Journey

John Blackemire
--Staff Writer

October 2011

The Train Tracks

Becca Hollandsworth
--Contributing Author

October 2011

Theo the Thief

Kristin Rowan
--Contributing Author

October 2011

Things Are What They Seem

Michael C Keith
--Contributing Author

October 2011

When Science Fiction Becomes Fact

Matthew F King
--Contributing Author

October 2011

A Little Slice of Heaven

Scott Mainprize
--Contributing Author

September 2011

A Whale Apologizing For Getting Beached

Arun Durvasula
--Contributing Author

September 2011

Barbies Censored for Misconduct

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

September 2011

Barycenter

Christian A Larsen
--Contributing Author

September 2011

Doctor/Patient

John Himmelheber
--Contributing Author

September 2011

Hot Stuff

Judy J Thompson
--Contributing Author

September 2011

I Wannabe A Geek When I Grow Up

Helene Armstrong
--Contributing Author

September 2011

Modern Love v 2.01

Henry J Rozycki
--Contributing Author

September 2011

No Such Thing

Susan Breeden
--Contributing Author

September 2011

On Second Thought

Dawn Anderson
--Contributing Author

September 2011

PreacherMan

Martin Jaeger
--Contributing Author

September 2011

Rusty Metal and Grass

Arun Durvasula
--Contributing Author

September 2011

The Great Zelito Flea Circus

Bill Crocker
--Contributing Author

September 2011

The O & D

Jass Richards
--Contributing Author

September 2011

The Proposal

Daniel K Gilbert
--Contributing Author

September 2011

The Special Ones

Bernice de Lucchi
--Contributing Author

September 2011

The Switch

Rick Sorge
--Contributing Author

September 2011

Trauma in Short Pants

Bill Crocker
--Contributing Author

September 2011

Want Real Solutions? Stop Electing Idiots

Ross Rosenfeld
--Contributing Author

September 2011

A Company with a Conscience

David Meuel
--Contributing Author

August 2011

A Little Dust

Anna Sykora
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Break

Deb Carbonaro Gaisford
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Conversations with Sanity

Ryan Marsich
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Ctrl-Z

John Pearson
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Freedom Feel So Good It Hurts

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Helen Finds Her Voice

Angie Brown
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Hypocrite of the Day Award

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Jim Henin

Martin Jaeger
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Jonas

John Amizich
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Next Year, Try Sweet Potatoes

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

August 2011

Once Upon a Liquor Store

Daniel P Beyfuss
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Stolen Son

Lia Turner
--Contributing Author

August 2011

The Philosophers' Soccer Match

Laura Inman
--Contributing Author

August 2011

The Secret Life of Dr Marty Walters

Pete McArdle
--Contributing Author

August 2011

The Trunk Murderer

Rosanna Luke
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Three Months in the Happiest Hell on Earth or How to Succeed at Disney Without Really Trying

Michael G Cornelius
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Tips for Syncing Coffee Klatch: Your New Smartphone Application

AR Taylor
--Contributing Author

August 2011

To Keep a True Lent

David W Landrum
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Used

Cassi Whitmore
--Contributing Author

August 2011

Waiting For A Storm

Matthew Tyte
--Contributing Author

August 2011

When Professionals Carry Diaper Bags

Kimberly Emilia
--Contributing Author

August 2011

A Convenient Fallacy

Corinne DiVittorio
--Contributing Author

July 2011

British Accents Are More Attractive, Anyways

Erin Shear
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Expected Changes to Drivers Education Courses

Carlotta Paonessa
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Let the Good Times Roll

Pooja Raghani
--Contributing Author

July 2011

My Friend Dave

Joseph Bryant
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Pardon Me Miss, But are Those Your knickers in the Sink?

Carla René
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Pee in the Pool

Dianne B Hardy
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Public Service

Amy S Tripp
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Save It for Your Prayers

Keeley Denisar
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Some of This is Yours

Chris Castle
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Some Thoughts on Adulthood

Alexis Gouriev
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Speak Now

Amanda Connell
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Take Two Aspirin and Call Me in the Morning

Bill Crocker
--Contributing Author

July 2011

The "Lavender" Files

Kristin Rowan
--Contributing Author

July 2011

The Queen

Tom Eydmann
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Tradition

Miranda Ciccone
--Contributing Author

July 2011

Where There's a Smoke Detector, There's Fire?

Diane Steinbach
--Senior Staff Writer

July 2011

Africa

Tom Eydmann
--Contributing Author

June 2011

Epitaphs to Live By

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

June 2011

Facebook Paranoia

Ryan Rados
--Contributing Author

June 2011

Great Aspirations

Zach Oremland
--Contributing Author

June 2011

Locke between Loyalty and Love

Brandie Nickerson
--Contributing Author

June 2011

One Last Gift

Tom Stevens
--Contributing Author

June 2011

One Medium Coffee and Some Confidential Conversation Please

Marci Maxwell
--Contributing Author

June 2011

Red Stripe

George B Miller Jr
--Contributing Author

June 2011

Taken

Cutter Slagle
--Contributing Author

June 2011

The Last Lunatic

Katie Gilbertson
--Contributing Author

June 2011

These Days

Jenniy French
--Contributing Author

June 2011

At Least the Light Was Good

Ed Coonce
--Contributing Author

May 2011

Bundles of Joy

Jeff Knutsen
--Contributing Author

May 2011

Certifiably Indie

CM Wilkins
--Contributing Author

May 2011

Could You Please Spell That?

Michael Matson
--Contributing Author

May 2011

Happiness Solved: Why No One Needs an iPod

Logan Hancock
--Contributing Author

May 2011

Johnny and Roy

Carla René
--Contributing Author

May 2011

Let the Men Wear the Pants

Julie Rorrer
--Contributing Author

May 2011

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Bernice DeLucchi
--Contributing Author

May 2011

Patches

Amanda Connell
--Contributing Author

May 2011

Talent Scouting

Aaron Summers
--Contributing Author

May 2011

The Most Important Lesson I Never Learnt

Tom Eydmann
--Contributing Author

May 2011

The New Member

Daniel K Gilbert
--Contributing Author

May 2011

Big Hearted Babe

Jane Roop
--Contributing Author

April 2011

Can I Get An Extension?

Diane Steinbach
--Senior Staff Writer

April 2011

Evan Fading

Rasmenia Massoud
--Contributing Author

April 2011

Final Exam

Beverly V Head
--Contributing Author

April 2011

Happy Birthday, Baby

Bernice DeLucchi
--Contributing Author

April 2011

His Brother's Keeper

Judith Kelly Quaempts
--Contributing Author

April 2011

Is America On The Road to Ruin?

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

April 2011

Laughing at Jane-Ellen's Pillows

Christopher Cervelloni
--Contributing Author

April 2011

Morning

Pali Tripathi
--Contributing Author

April 2011

Rules of the Road

John Tompkins
--Contributing Author

April 2011

Silver Fox

Chris Castle
--Contributing Author

April 2011

Somebody Tell Me When is Easter?

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

April 2011

The Deal

Roger Poppen
--Contributing Author

April 2011

The Gamble

Chris Castle
--Contributing Author

April 2011

The Hunt for Sam Bass's Gold

Jerry Cowling
--Contributing Author

April 2011

The Illusion Of Control

Steven Mendel
--Contributing Author

April 2011

The Rogue Angel

Maxwell Zwain
--Contributing Author

April 2011

The Second Call

Fred Miller
--Contributing Author

April 2011

The Triumph of Commodore Lichen

Malachi King
--Contributing Author

April 2011

To Build a Fire

Larry Strattner
--Contributing Author

April 2011

Traumatic Childhood Pet Experiences . . . The Legacy Continues

Marci Maxwell
--Contributing Author

April 2011

A Few March Days to Remember

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

March 2011

About Last Night

John D Brooke
--Contributing Author

March 2011

American Exceptionalism Revisited

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

March 2011

Cat Crap and Cologne

Joshua Scribner
--Contributing Author

March 2011

Condom Craziness

Judy J Thompson
--Contributing Author

March 2011

Everybody's Baby Can

Charles Coleman
--Contributing Author

March 2011

Immortal? Damn.

CT Thomas
--Contributing Author

March 2011

JP the Nihilist

Michael Treder
--Contributing Author

March 2011

Just Dinner

Mark Sumioka
--Contributing Author

March 2011

Pizza Is A Real Toot

Kimberly Emilia
--Contributing Author

March 2011

Remedy for a Stuntman

Bruce Memblatt
--Contributing Author

March 2011

Roadside Oranges

Chris Castle
--Contributing Author

March 2011

The Bells! The Bells! The Bells! Wait a Minute . . . The Bell! The Bell! The Bell!

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

March 2011

The Chosen

CR Cook
--Contributing Author

March 2011

The House That Loved

Chris Castle
--Contributing Author

March 2011

The Irresistible Matchstick Solution

Diane Steinbach
--Senior Staff Writer

March 2011

The Stomach is the Center and Origin of Civilization

Helene Armstrong
--Contributing Author

March 2011

Vanilla Sky? Not! Chocolate Sky!

Helene Armstrong
--Contributing Author

March 2011

A Matter of Life and Death

Tony Breland
--Contributing Author

February 2011

Charity Awry

Brenda Lee Renwick
--Contributing Author

February 2011

Ghost Glasses

Shane Ward
--Contributing Author

February 2011

House with Red Doors

Audrey T Carroll
--Contributing Author

February 2011

How the Other Half Eats

Brett Taylor
--Contributing Author

February 2011

Letting the Cat out of the Bag

Diane Steinbach
--Senior Staff Writer

February 2011

No Secrets

Wayne Scheer
--Contributing Author

February 2011

Teacher of the Year

Lianne Cain
--Contributing Author

February 2011

The Authentic Sophistication Scale

Michael Eisenberg
--Contributing Author

February 2011

The Long Life

James A Ford
--Contributing Author

February 2011

The Terrors of Adult Life

Lizelle Niit
--Contributing Author

February 2011

This is My House!

Ray Prew
--Contributing Author

February 2011

Yard Sale

KC Gray
--Contributing Author

February 2011

A Truly Fresh Thanksgiving Dinner

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

November 2010

Accountancy Donkeys

Churchmouse
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Charles and the Fire

ZT Burian
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Delicate Wildflower Of Exquisite Beauty

Darryn John Murphy
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Einstein and Me

Helene Armstrong
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Fitting a Teenage Boy with Cement Shoes

Jill Reese
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Flight No. 666

Yula Economopoulos
--Contributing Author

November 2010

I Married a Superhero

Nadine Taylor
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Injuns

R Eric Johnson
--Contributing Author

November 2010

John Vs John

Jenniy French
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Logical

Patrick Jackson
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Machine

James A Ford
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Mirror Image

Beryl Ensor-Smith
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Nuts

Gautam Sen
--Contributing Author

November 2010

One Man's Priority

Wayne Scheer
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Progressive No Longer Finds Sarah Palin Hot

Brett Taylor
--Contributing Author

November 2010

The Borders of Breakfast

Gary Presley
--Contributing Author

November 2010

The Door

Sherman Smith
--Contributing Author

November 2010

The Hairy Culprit

Yula Economopoulos
--Contributing Author

November 2010

The Question

Robert Lowell Russell
--Contributing Author

November 2010

The Sentry

RM Danks
--Contributing Author

November 2010

This Relationship Was Much More Romantic When You Were In That Coma

Michael Jenkins
--Contributing Author

November 2010

To Even the Playing Field

Philip Roberts
--Contributing Author

November 2010

Tom's Last Moment

Luke Ritta
--Contributing Author

November 2010

A View From The White

Patrick E Dillon
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Battlefield Part I

Lauren A Kiefer
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Broken Hearts Abroad --Part II

SP Tal
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Chemical Equations

James Nantau
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Costume Contest Chaos

Amanda Connell
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Exedra

Chris Castle
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Food Chain

James A Ford
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Halloween -- A Few Transparent Thoughts about Ghosts

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

October 2010

Heavy

Linnie Leavines
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Here-After

Logan Keys
--Contributing Author

October 2010

How Does Your Garden Grow?

Bernice DeLucchi
--Contributing Author

October 2010

How Mr. Sparkles Lost His Bark

Andrew Dawson
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Living at Midnight

Chris Castle
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Murder

Julian Adorney
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Our New Thing

Harol Marshall
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Pickup Lines: A Love/Hate Relationship

Boyd Garriott
--Contributing Author

October 2010

Silence Is Golden

CR Cook
--Contributing Author

October 2010

The Box Under The Bed

Deborah Reed
--Contributing Author

October 2010

The Camping Trip

James A Ford
--Contributing Author

October 2010

The Consecration

James A Ford
--Contributing Author

October 2010

The Cracked Face, Crooked Eyed Ghost

Mary F French
--Contributing Author

October 2010

The Neighbor

Chris Castle
--Contributing Author

October 2010

The Tip

Chris Castle
--Contributing Author

October 2010

A Black Hole Ate My Apport

Helene Armstrong
--Contributing Author

September 2010

A Few Tips for Making it Through Life

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

September 2010

An Open Letter to Dave Eggers

Christamar Varicella
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Bachelorhood

Swiss Cynic
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Bookmarks: The Choice of a Generation

Boyd Garriott
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Broken Hearts Abroad

SP Tal
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Cover Me

Mandi Bean
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Dead Screen

Chris Castle
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Etiquette. No Homo.

Pedro Virtu
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Gimme Five

Diane Steinbach
--Senior Staff Writer

September 2010

Headline

Matthew Burnside
--Contributing Author

September 2010

How May I Serve You?

Gwil James Thomas
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Launch Pad

Wes Bishop
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Let's Stop Overusing "Like"

Zach Krajacic
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Map of the World

Allen Kopp
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Murderous Text

Amanda Connell
--Contributing Author

September 2010

My Friend Derek

Michael B Tager
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Peace Between The Fox And The Chickens

David Fowler
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Silly Pictures: An Afterthought?

Boyd Garriott
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Smitten

Sue Ellis
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Taking the Plunge

MAB Lee
--Contributing Author

September 2010

The Floater

James A Ford
--Contributing Author

September 2010

The Grapefruit Thief

Randall Sokoloff
--Contributing Author

September 2010

The Old Drinkers

Mark Sumioka
--Contributing Author

September 2010

The Smartphoners

Jenniy French
--Contributing Author

September 2010

Train Boarding

JB Hogan
--Contributing Author

September 2010

A Woman Scorned

Bernice De Lucchi
--Contributing Author

August 2010

Bough and Laughter

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James A Ford
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James A Ford
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Jim Whitaker
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Joya Williams
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James G Piatt
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Diane Steinbach
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Nomi Liron
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Chris Castle
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David Siegel Bernstein
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Jim McInvale
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Homecoming-Part 2

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David W Landrum
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Let Them Eat Cake

JS Williams
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Nightingales

Chris Castle
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Our Way of Life

Lloyd Mayerson
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Kristen Scatton
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The Ogress

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Cutter Slagle
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Sam Kaas
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He Said What to Whom?!

Rick Doehring
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How Much Is That Doggerel in the Window?

Steven Maginnis
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February 2010

I Do Not Know What to Write

Tiffanie Thomas
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Jim Whitaker
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February 2010

In Heaven

David Fowler
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Jergen Kohaut's Blues-Part 3

David W Landrum
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Jergen Kohauts Blues-Part 2

David W Landrum
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Mars Is For Lovers

James H Lucas
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Dawn Wilson
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Joseph Farley
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Larry Osman
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Diane Steinbach
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St Valentine's Day Massacre

Josh Fritz
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The Dark Victory

Michael James Carlisle
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The Late Photographer

Jerry Cowling
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The Ouija Board Guide to True Facts about Cremation

Larry Strattner
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Daniel K Gilbert
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Bryan Hall
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W Jack Savage
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Try Truth

Roberta Hart
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Chuck Waldron
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Cris Cohen
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J L Smith
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Documents

Chris Castle
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Drop into Darkness

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Olga Godim
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For No Extra Charge

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Great-Grandparentdom

Mary F French
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David W Landrum
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Daniel W Davis
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Larry Stratner
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J. B. Hogan
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Anna Sykora
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Jazzy
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November 2009

Give Up Now: An Open Letter to the United States Marine Corps

Sam Kaas
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Ketchup Conspiracy

BB Gunza
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November 2009

Michael Jor-dong

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Outside Help

Andrew Males
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Scenes of Home Life

James A Ford
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November 2009

September 7, 1936 - Finale

Rose Titus
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November 2009

Standing on the Corner

James A Ford
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November 2009

Thanks, Dad

Wayne Scheer
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November 2009

The Drunk Person's Guide to: Yelling at Random Strangers

Lee Gruver
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The Indecision Maker

Jennifer Britton
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November 2009

The New Loyal Opposition

John Blackemire
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The Wrong Way

Nicole Gervasio
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Vader Considered Top Candidate to Head Obama Death Panel

Ross Rosenfeld
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Why I Deserve a Scholarship

Cassandra Myers
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You Know  . . .  It's Going to be an Interesting Holiday Season

Jim Whitaker
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1988

Scott Wilson
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Asami

Richard James
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Blazer

Miguel Lopez de Leon
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Breeder's Law

James A Ford
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October 2009

Cornholio

Diane Steinbach
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October 2009

Dance of Life

Sara Zimmerman
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October 2009

Dance of Life - Conclusion

Sara Zimmerman
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Fallen

Jaime Anderson
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October 2009

Funeral Home

Author Removed
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Halloween -- Chuckleheads on Board

Jim Whitaker
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October 2009

Halloween Amish Doctor

Larry King
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October 2009

Liquorland

James A Ford
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October 2009

Lucifer's Seduction

James D Chrisman
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October 2009

Lucinda's Spell

Sahag Gureghian
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October 2009

My Kindred Sprite

Linda Ann Strang
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October 2009

My Life as Queen of the OtherWorld

Nadine Taylor
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October 2009

Sanctuary!

Ilan Moskowitz
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October 2009

September 7, 1936 - Part 3

Rose Titus
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October 2009

September 7, 1936-Part 2

Rose Titus
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Steamed Laurie

Joseph DeRepentigny
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Targeted Marketing

Heather Creamer
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The Attic Door

Matthew Degnan
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The Flier

Kris Williams
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October 2009

The Flier-Conclusion

Kris Williams
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The Meeting

Alex Hinkley
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October 2009

The Purple Pillar

Guy Antibes
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The Story

R Bryan Cowan
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The Worth of Art

James D Chrisman
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October 2009

You're a Big Boy Now

David Smolenski
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October 2009

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David Smolenski
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October 2009

Bob the Piano

Wayne Goodchild
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September 2009

Cat Scratch Fever

Diane Steinbach
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September 2009

Dear Hippie Girl

Ed Pilolla
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September 2009

Governor Mark Sanford Admits to Being Platonic Friends with Perez Hilton

Tom O'Donnell
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Hubble2Earth

Michael C Keith
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September 2009

I Don't Think Santa's Coming Back Next Year

Mike Harris
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September 2009

I'm Done Now

WR Marshall
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September 2009

Mac 'N Cheese: A Nation in Crisis

Lisa A Flint
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Pee Pee Dance

Roberta J Hart
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September 2009

September 7, 1936-Part 1

Rose Titus
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The Cameron Cafe

Orlando Lujan Martinez
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The Coffee Shop Story

Sahag Gureghian
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The Day Our Church Was Saved by a Sanctioned Bordello

Tom O'Donnell
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The Ice Storm

Nick Sansone
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Three Little Words

Sahag Gureghian
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September 2009

Two Years Old and Climbing

Jim Whitaker
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September 2009

Up

Don Peteroy
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September 2009

An Unholy Affair

Anne Brooke
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Doppleganger

Derek Ivan Webster
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Easy Heist

Jim Wisneski
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August 2009

Eleven Days-Finale

Meghann McVey
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Eleven Days-Part 3

Meghann McVey
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First Contract

Thomas J Keller
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Fleeting Vision

Ajay Vishwanathan
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August 2009

I Have a Theory

Roberta J Hart
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August 2009

I Think My Mom is Trying to Poison Me

Ben Palmer
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August 2009

It was Upside Down

Steven Cunningham
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August 2009

It's Gerg's Fault

Gregory Stephan
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La Diablo Mort, the Ultimate in Shaving Technology

Andrei Trostel
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August 2009

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Christopher Zook
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August 2009

Mattress Police

Larry King
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Moan over Miami

Lee Marc Stein
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My "Non-Emergency" Appendectomy

Zach Krajacic
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August 2009

No Holidays? Ah, Just Make Up a Few

Jim Whitaker
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On the Boss's Time

Dag MacLugh
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August 2009

Puppy Love

Judy J Thompson
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Pyramid Scheme

David Breitkopf
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August 2009

Return to Sender

Diane Steinbach
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August 2009

Sermons to Sleep By

Norbert Luciano
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Set for Life

Dietrich Kalteis
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The Beginning of Relationships

Daniel K Gilbert
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The New Propaganda Induced Oil Bubble

Michael Levy
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Time Warp

Thomas Grantland
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Is This Really An Affliction?

Thomas Grantland
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A Good Life Don't Come Easy

Adam Shaw
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July 2009

Being Homeless

Andrei Trostel
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July 2009

Bridges

BR Belletryst
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Cinder Ella

Jerry Cowling
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July 2009

Eleven Days

Meghann McVey
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July 2009

Eleven Days-Part 2

Meghann McVey
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July 2009

Fireworks!

Roberta J Hart
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July 2009

Gum, Apparently I'm Chewing It Wrong

Andrei Trostel
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Harry and the Orange Julius

Larry King
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July 2009

Have You Seen Waldo?

Rod Parker
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How to Make the Economy Feel like a Million Bucks

Jim Whitaker
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July 2009

Mad Dogs and Bogeymen

WR Marshall
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July 2009

Mr Whipple Would Be Proud...

Diane Steinbach
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July 2009

Okay, OK

Warren Miller
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July 2009

SPAM!

Norbert Luciano
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The Paper Clip Guy is Not Who You Think

Gregory Stephan
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July 2009

The Real WMD: Guilt

Miles Stevens
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July 2009

Wrong Side of the Bed

BV Lawson
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July 2009

A Mighty Wind

Michael Gabor
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June 2009

Always Read the Label

Thomas Grantland
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June 2009

Anticipation

Shawna Williams
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June 2009

Drug Testing

Larry King
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June 2009

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Michael Andreoni
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Graduation

Jim Whitaker
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Harvardian Advice

Ben White
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AK Sykora
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Sean Ferry
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Tara Wilson Hughes
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My New Secret

Jim Hartman
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National Rifle Association to Arm Church Members

Don Monkerud
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June 2009

NDE

Joshua Scribner
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Paddy's Peaches

HR Williams
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June 2009

Restless Med Syndrome

Miles Stevens
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June 2009

Slice of Pie

Janet Yung
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June 2009

Small Nose Days

Scott Warner
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June 2009

South of Freddy's Border

Ed Pilolla
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June 2009

Stop, Or My Mother Will Nag!

Miles Stevens
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June 2009

The End of the World As We Know It

Maranda Russell
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June 2009

The Suicidal Butterfly

Matthew Dexter
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June 2009

Time to Face the Book of Truth

WR Marshall
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June 2009

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Tony Daltorio
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June 2009

A Pirate Primer

WR Marshall
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Apostrophe Now

David Talbot
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Randall W Pretzer
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Miles Stevens
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Caitlin Dwyer
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Fallen

JB Hogan
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May 2009

Government Takes Over in Fantasy Land -- You Knew It Was Coming

Jim Whitaker
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Merton's Pizza

G David Schwartz
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Nine Things I don't Understand

Diane Steinbach
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May 2009

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HM Spanabel
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John Mullen
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David Brookes
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Jimmy Kahler
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Swiss Army

Steve Frain
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Tales of the Old Codgeress

Mary F French
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The Art Thief

Polly Tuckett
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The Beginning of the End

Richard Ridyard
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Miguel Lopez de Leon
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The Darkness Within

Richard Ridyard
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May 2009

The End Of Pooh

Mike Harris
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May 2009

The Great Shapiro

Al Bloom
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May 2009

To Be, Because You Be

Mark Joslyn
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May 2009

Trust Me

CA Riddell
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May 2009

"Shrinks, Steroids and Cigar Smoke"

Yonatan Maisel
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April 2009

A Writer's Fantasy

Rebecca Gaffron
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April 2009

Are You Having a Good Day?

Thomas Grantland
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April 2009

Bad Asses

Brian Haycock
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April 2009

Bed, Blunts and Beyond

Caitlin Dwyer
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April 2009

Cat-astrophe

Amanda Wais
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April 2009

Deadly Extension

Joshua Scribner
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April 2009

Escape

Nick Allen
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April 2009

How to be a Narrator

Chad Schaffer
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April 2009

Insomnia

Jim Whitaker
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April 2009

Money

Aaron Rowley
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April 2009

My Real-World Knife Safety Lesson

Ed Rehfeld
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April 2009

Paint the Town Red...or Just Your Hair

Diane Steinbach
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April 2009

Put Down That Shovel, Chester!

Wayne Scheer
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April 2009

September 12

Lee Gimenez
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April 2009

Spell Chceker is Agiasnt Me!!!

Andrei Trostel
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April 2009

Sperm Donor

Larry King
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April 2009

The Children's Orchard

HR Williams
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April 2009

The Fire Department Mocks Us!!!

Andrei Trostel
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April 2009

The Joy of the "No"

WR Marshall
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April 2009

Tinkle Targets

Andrei Trostel
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April 2009

Zapato's Fixation

Carole R Brier
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April 2009

A Long Life

Michael Levy
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March 2009

A Safe Bet

Anne Brooke
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March 2009

A Tale from the Parking Attendant's Shack

David Stillwagon
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March 2009

A Walk around the Lake

Charles DuMond
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March 2009

Albino Chimpanzees

John Severt
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March 2009

Camping in a Nutshell

Anika Simmone
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March 2009

Computer Prostitute

Larry King
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March 2009

Decline

Sydney Heifler
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March 2009

Gay Marriage -- What's The Big Deal?

Sheldon R Hosein
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March 2009

Here There Be Dragons

WR Marshall
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March 2009

In Defense of Wile E. Coyote

Maranda Russell
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March 2009

Leo Getz was Right!

Andrei Trostel
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March 2009

Lost In Transition

Steven Maginnis
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March 2009

Manhattan Serenade

Orlando Lujan Martinez
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March 2009

Matrices

Joshua Scribner
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March 2009

Maybe It's More Information Than We Need

Jim Whitaker
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March 2009

Memoirs

U Korn
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March 2009

Mr. Crowley's Replacement

Christopher Wilson
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March 2009

MyFarm Addiction

Diane Steinbach
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March 2009

One Failed Swoop

Miles Stevens
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March 2009

Pain Medication

Andrei Trostel
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March 2009

Religion Crowds into America's Bedrooms

Don Monkerud
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March 2009

The Knife

Jerry Cowling
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March 2009

There's a Basement in the Arcade

HR Williams
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March 2009

An Interview with Noah

Nick Thomas
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February 2009

Another Time

TR Healy
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February 2009

Ashes in Orbit

Rose Thomason
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February 2009

Chase the Red Dot

Jim McInvale
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February 2009

Dead Letter Office

Scott Wilson
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February 2009

Doomed To Search For Replacements!!

Andrei Trostel
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February 2009

Follow the Instructions and It'll Do Everything but Work Right

Jim Whitaker
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February 2009

Gangs Really Chap My Hide

Sheldon R Hosein
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February 2009

Hamburglar, Beware!

Rose Thomason
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February 2009

Human Interest Story

Adrian Ludens
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February 2009

I've got a Beef with Cows

Taylor Burns
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February 2009

IHOP

Larry King
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February 2009

Jackpot

Alex Moisi
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February 2009

Mother

Joshua Scribner
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February 2009

Open Letter to George Carlin

Ron Murdock
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February 2009

Our National Debt

Roger Freed
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February 2009

Pancakes and Pandemonium

Judi Veoukas
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February 2009

Public Apologies: The New Whip

Mark Joslyn
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February 2009

Some Things are Difficult to Grasp

Zach Krajacic
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February 2009

That's Not Sunshine on my Shoulder…

Diane Steinbach
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February 2009

The Breakup

Thomas Grantland
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February 2009

The Insanity of Allowing Short Selling in a Recession

Michael Levy
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February 2009

What Do I Have to be Cynical About

WR Marshall
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February 2009

Antidepressant

Joshua Scribner
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January 2009

Confessions of a Self-Proclaimed Dyaholic

Rose Thomason
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January 2009

Costco

Larry King
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January 2009

Do Canadians Really Exist?

Roger Freed
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January 2009

Get a Life

Andy Youtz
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January 2009

Just Cause

HR Williams
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January 2009

Miner Awakenings

Alyssa Baumann
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January 2009

Self Fulfilling Prophecies of Greed, Fear and Doom

Michael Levy
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January 2009

Supreme Court to Review CA Same-Sex Marriage Law

RG Pratt
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January 2009

The Unsaga of the Unemployed Middle Aged Woman

Patty Juliano
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January 2009

Trip Report

Jim McInvale
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January 2009

Wild Life in the Fast Lane

Nick Thomas
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January 2009

A Fallen Comrade

Wayne Scheer
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November 2008

A Short Biography of Karl Marx

RG Pratt
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November 2008

A Tithe of Mint and Rue

Bill Schweizer
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November 2008

Advanced Communications

Mike Monpas
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November 2008

America's Educational System in Dog House

Brant Goble
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November 2008

Another Breast-Related Endeavor

Tom Paquin
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November 2008

Apocalyptic Candy

Keaton Foster
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November 2008

Bunless

Jim Whitaker
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November 2008

Delivery Boy

David Richardson  
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November 2008

Dukkha

Pembroke Sinclair
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November 2008

Golden

HR Williams
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November 2008

Help Desk

John Bruce
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November 2008

How Guns n Roses Ruined My Questionable Reputation

Diane Steinbach
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November 2008

I Sit

Amy Corbin
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November 2008

Main Street = Idiot

John Farley
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November 2008

Mother Goose Hit by Merger Mania

Arlene Weiss
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November 2008

Sohei

Pembroke Sinclair
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November 2008

Super Hero Story

U Korn
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November 2008

The Bee and the Industrial Revolution

Orlando Lujan Martinez, IWAA
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November 2008

The Future of Elections

Rob Baden
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November 2008

The Game Changer

WR Marshall
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November 2008

The Last Temptation of Scrooge Part II

Charles Huard
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November 2008

The Last Temptation of Scrooge- Part I

Charles Huard
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November 2008

Working Things Out

Alana Cash
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November 2008

America is Irony Deficient

WR Marshall
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October 2008

An Iraq Story

Christine Whitmarsh
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October 2008

Big Secrets

Benjamin Matvey
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October 2008

Creeping Death

Keaton Foster
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October 2008

Faces

Gerry Tancreda
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October 2008

Fifteen Minutes

JA Laraque
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October 2008

Fly

Chris Leibig
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October 2008

For Sale

Gerry Tancreda
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October 2008

Hashimoto's Hold the MSG

Diane Steinbach
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October 2008

Little Jimmy Whitaker is Still Looking for His Popcorn Balls

Jim Whitaker
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October 2008

My Problem

Jerry Cowling
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October 2008

Purple Haze

David W Landrum
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October 2008

Put the Dead to Work

Andrew Torgny Ely
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October 2008

Roy's Funeral Place

Carole Reno Brier
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October 2008

Smile

Tom Underhill
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October 2008

The Brochure of Doom

Alex Friedman
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October 2008

The Gloaming

Kris Williams
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October 2008

The Old Prospector

Zach Smith
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October 2008

The Salesman Cometh

John Farley
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October 2008

The Wilderness of Man

Keaton Foster
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October 2008

Transcript of Someone Who Really Hates Christopher Columbus

Brie Stimson
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October 2008

Using the Wizard

Joshua Scribner
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October 2008

2048

Lee Gimenez
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September 2008

A Clown in a Time of Cholera

Brie Stimson
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September 2008

Angry Rants from the Bottle: Part II

Sheldon R Hosein
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September 2008

Bobby

Scott Warner
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September 2008

Business Partner Wanted For Carwash

Chris VanArtsdalen
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September 2008

Criminal on the Doorstep

Zach Smith
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September 2008

Cuisine by Candlelight...Maybe I Could Cater

Jim Whitaker
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September 2008

Foreshadowing

Diane Steinbach
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September 2008

Gnat Chat

Judi Veoukas
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September 2008

Laundry Epiphany

Brie Stimson
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September 2008

Lies and Subterfuge: Media Military Commentators Betray Public Trust

Don Monkerud
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September 2008

Obama’s Controversial Position on Personal Responsibility: He’s for It

David Sklar
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September 2008

Please Help Them Before It’s Too Late

WR Marshall
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September 2008

Political Cynicism: A Defense

Steven Goldberg 
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September 2008

Reinventing the Wheel for Fun and PROFIT!

Bob Redpath
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September 2008

Report: Liberal Arts Grads Severely Affected by Starbucks Downturn

Bill Shepherd
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September 2008

Seriously

Dale Andrew White
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September 2008

The End of the World, or Not

Nick Thomas
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September 2008

The Resurrection of Heath Ledger

Mollie Israel
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September 2008

Wedgies

U Korn
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September 2008

‘Great Lists I Have Written’

The Imaginary Reviewer
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September 2008

10 Reasons Why Oil Price Speculation Requires a Change in the Rule of Law

Michael Levy
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August 2008

After Reading Kerouac

Ry Kincaid
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August 2008

Are We There Yet?

Joanne Schiffbauer
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August 2008

But Now I'm Sure We're Doomed

WR Marshall
--Staff Writer

August 2008

Gordian's Manual for Canon

The Imaginary Reviewer
--Contributing Author

August 2008

It’s Just a Movie

Rick Doehring
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August 2008

Joe Camel: An E Channel True Hollywood Story

Tom O’Donnell
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August 2008

Leonard Besson Enters His First Flying Contest

Clifford A Hui
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August 2008

Mendicant

Pembroke Sinclair
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August 2008

OK, Little Girl, Drag It Down Here and Don't Forget the Toolbox

Jim Whitaker
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August 2008

One Cent Baby

Nathaniel Tower
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August 2008

Please Rain on Her Parade!

Judi Veoukas
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August 2008

Seeing Things

Marianne Aluotto
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August 2008

The Ark Project

Clifford A Hui
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August 2008

The Coprological Visions of Judy Dallas: A Retrospective

John Mullen
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August 2008

The Price of Ginseng

HR Williams
--Contributing Author

August 2008

To Speak to a Customer Service Representative Press...Fat Chance!

Joanne Schiffbauer
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August 2008

Visionary

S Nadja Zajdman
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August 2008

You Want Me To Do What?

Ashley D MacMillan
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August 2008

An Interview with
Herman Melville

William de Rham
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July 2008

Angry Rants From the Bottle

Sheldon R Hosein
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July 2008

Awake Into A Dream

Nathaniel Fincham
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July 2008

Beaver Is That You?

Joanne Schiffbauer
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July 2008

Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Mollie Israel
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July 2008

Daylight Savings on Steroids

Dennis Vickers
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July 2008

Flowers for Aaron

Judd Pfeiffer
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July 2008

God Almighty: Good Enough for Northwestern

Tom Jemielity
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July 2008

Infomercial for a Senior Citizen Late Night Chat Line

Jimmy Kahler
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July 2008

I’m Not Crazy

Brian Haycock
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July 2008

Judicial Perfection

Al Jacobs
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July 2008

Me for Veep

WR Marshall
--Staff Writer

July 2008

Naked Confusion

Stephanie Scarborough
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July 2008

Out in the Cold

TR Healy
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July 2008

Personality Transplant

Olga Godim
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July 2008

Philosophy for Useful People:
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Bill Shepherd
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July 2008

Sadhu

Pembroke Sinclair
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July 2008

Seline and the Shed

Eric McFarlane
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July 2008

The Bastard

Greg Bauder
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July 2008

The Other Night with Savannah

Jim Whitaker
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July 2008

The Simple Way To PoP The Oil Bubble Speculation

Michael Levy
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July 2008

America --
The ‘New’ Old Germany

WR Marshall
--Staff Writer

June 2008

Big Disease Equals Big Money

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

June 2008

Fast Track to the Speculative Poor House

Michael Levy
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June 2008

God’s Work

Al Jacobs
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June 2008

Her Time

Kirk Ort
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June 2008

Home Cooking

Heather Creamer
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June 2008

I Took the Path
Less Traveled  . . . 

Diane Steinbach
--Senior Staff Writer

June 2008

My Dad

Karen Cafarella
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June 2008

Open Letter to Maggie Morganelli

Chris VanArtsdalen
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June 2008

Osama’s Farce Haven

RW Maynard
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June 2008

Please Do Not
Tax Cow Flatulence

Samantha Weiner
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June 2008

Price Check

Joanne Schiffbauer
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June 2008

Pumping up Oily Propaganda

Michael Levy
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June 2008

Self Rejection

Alexander Hinkley
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June 2008

Start Wreck: The Trouble with Toasters

Christopher Schmitz
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June 2008

The Big Squeeze

Judy J Thompson
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June 2008

The Messenger

Lee Gimenez
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June 2008

The Penalty of Infidelity

Tom Johansmeyer
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June 2008

The Rare Breed

Dustin Neill
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June 2008

Whirlybirds Out the Gutter

Jim Whitaker
--Contributing Author

June 2008

With Charlie... or Max

Justine Nicholas
--Contributing Author

June 2008

An Open Letter to Prince Albert II of Monaco

Tom Johansmeyer
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May 2008

Cracker Nation

WR Marshall
--Staff Writer

May 2008

David’s Angel

Ed Coet
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May 2008

Diet Soda Can Kill You

Peter Schwartz
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May 2008

Do You Have a Laugh in Stock

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

May 2008

Global Warming Brings Serious Consequences for Mother Earth and Her Children

Sam Vargo
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May 2008

Holding On To Illusions

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

May 2008

I Got Yer Hard Drive Right Here

Diane Steinbach
--Senior Staff Writer

May 2008

Oh Canada . . . At least For You, It’s Not Too Late

Curtis Gould
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May 2008

Spirits In The Material World

Kris Williams
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May 2008

The Bird, or Who is Alphonse?

Gail Clinton
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May 2008

The Canoodling of Drew Wayne

Tom O'Donnell
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May 2008

The Day Kevin Federline Saved My Hometown

Tom O'Donnell
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May 2008

The Red Phone Diaries

Tom Sullivan
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May 2008

The Wind Water Incident

AF Rützy
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May 2008

What’s in a (Middle) Name?

Rick Doehring
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May 2008

Where Have All the Good Drivers Gone

Artie Knapp
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May 2008

You Being Appalled Doesn’t Stop Them From Being Appalling

WR Marshall
--Staff Writer

May 2008

A Conversation You Will Never Hear

Jonathan Lowe
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April 2008

Being Caught Up With My Ego, I Leave Behind a Beautiful Girl Who Eventually Becomes Rich and Famous

David W Landrum
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April 2008

Chapters of a Portrait

Richard Ridyard
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April 2008

Cruelty v. Stupidity: The Case of a Jackass Parent

Brie Stimson
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April 2008

Devalue of the Value Voters

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

April 2008

Did You Ever

Jim Whitaker
--Contributing Author

April 2008

Draft Dodgin’ Dope Smokin’ Freakin’ Hippie Baby Boomers

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

April 2008

Encore! Encore!

Diane Steinbach
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April 2008

Essence of the Artist

Al Jacobs
--Contributing Author

April 2008

From Gettysburg to Baghdad

Artie Knapp
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April 2008

Grifting Politics

Scott Warner
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April 2008

Laura Bush Undergoes Brain Surgery

Don Monkerud
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April 2008

Memoirs of a Disgruntled Yellow Jacket

Christian Roberts
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April 2008

Raspberry

Jim Whitaker
--Contributing Author

April 2008

Take a Shot

Artie Knapp
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April 2008

The Epic Quest of Big Epicness

Christopher Schmitz
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April 2008

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Wayne Scheer
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April 2008

The Philanthropist

Al Jacobs
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April 2008

The Plus Sizes Protest Against Jessica Simpson

Mark Kentish Smith
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April 2008

To the Manor Admitted

Dale Andrew White
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April 2008

A Brush with Oral Cancer

Fred Marmorstein
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March 2008

A Dream is a Wish

Luke Poling
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March 2008

Are You Bronze- Worthy?

Diane Steinbach
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March 2008

Astrology for Losers

Brie Stimson
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March 2008

Battlecat

Tim Buckley
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March 2008

Blackwater-The Knights Templar Live

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

March 2008

Chained to the Treadmill

Sola Biu
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March 2008

Instead, Life

Kris Williams
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March 2008

Maniac Grin

Brian Haycock
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March 2008

Micro Chipped Beast

Tim Buckley
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March 2008

Pay Your Money, Take Your Risk

Ron Murdock
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March 2008

Small Differences

Robert Aquino Dollesin
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March 2008

So You Wanna be Vegan?

Christine Stoddard
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March 2008

Subject: Free Tickets For You!

Ellen B Holzman
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March 2008

The Annihilater

Susie Chong
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March 2008

The Dynamic Tonality and Sound Profile of Standard Flatulence

Ed Coonce
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March 2008

The Last Memo of Karl Rove

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

March 2008

There's Something Going Around

Jim Whitaker
--Contributing Author

March 2008

Why I Smoke: A Confession

Tom Johansmeyer
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March 2008

Wishing for Frogs

Sheri Bernstein
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March 2008

A Day in the Life of a Department Store Temp

Warren Miller
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November 2007

Another Wrong Career

Matt Pryor
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November 2007

Exporting Democracy

Edward C Hall
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November 2007

Felix’s Lament

Maria Harrington
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November 2007

Happy Holidays and Greetings to All

Carolyn McGovern
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November 2007

Hello Kitty Anonymous

Brie Stimson
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November 2007

Is It Me? Gym Bag Gerry

Kathleen Graham
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November 2007

It's Deja Vu All Over Again

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

November 2007

Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

November 2007

Party in the Potty

Grizzly Gus
--Contributing Author

November 2007

Quo Status

Jonathan Lowe
--Contributing Author

November 2007

Republican Presidential Candidates: Anything New?

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

November 2007

Santy's Wish List

Cindy Rosmus
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November 2007

Soft Rocks

Norm Cowie
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November 2007

The Avvy

SM Murdock
--Contributing Author

November 2007

The Graduate: Then and Now

Brie Stimson
--Contributing Author

November 2007

Turkey and Beer

RW McEvedy
--Contributing Author

November 2007

Urine and You’re Out!

Tom O'Donnell
--Contributing Author

November 2007

What Price Loyalty?

Kirk Ort
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November 2007

Zen Fundamentalist Kills Parents on Road

David Sklar
--Contributing Author

November 2007

33C

Kris Williams
--Contributing Author

October 2007

A Tale of Tally-whackers

Grizzly Gus
--Contributing Author

October 2007

Best Left Alone

Josh Anderson
--Contributing Author

October 2007

Bukowski, the Cat

Paul Nair
--Contributing Author

October 2007

Corn, Turds, Cows, and Congress

Grizzly Gus
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October 2007

Does the Shoe Fit?

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

October 2007

Dragon Ride

Tala Bar
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October 2007

Forever

Chris Dabnor
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October 2007

I See Dead People

Swan Morrison
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October 2007

Mr. Benson

Aidan Lucid
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October 2007

Roadside Misery

Gregory Didaleusky
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October 2007

Sepia Hotel

Michael J Sheldon
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October 2007

Sweet Dreams

Maria Harrington
--Contributing Author

October 2007

Take a Left Turn at Aisle 7

Tom O'Donnell
--Contributing Author

October 2007

The Auctioneer

Brian K Witte
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October 2007

The Case of the Dissapearing Wife

GK Thomas
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October 2007

The Operation

Paul David Thomas
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October 2007

The Twist of the Knife

Amanda Lawrence Auverigne
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October 2007

The Walk

Chris Dabnor
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October 2007

Unnatural Immunity

Gregory Didaleusky
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October 2007

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Brew

Kelly Madden
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October 2007



Author Removed
--Contributing Author

September 2007

'You’re Fucked.'

Leisha Purton
--Contributing Author

September 2007

A Hero Amongst Fathers

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

September 2007

A Weighty Subject

Ed Coonce
--Contributing Author

September 2007

Fade to Black

Dale Andrew White
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September 2007

Her smile / My heart

Curtis Gould
--Contributing Author

September 2007

How to Pick Up a Guy in a Laundromat

Cara Fidler
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September 2007

Jesus’ Answering Machine

Brie Stimson
--Contributing Author

September 2007

Just How Flawed is the Education System

Michael Levy
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September 2007

Me and I Pack a Suitcase

Windy Lynn Harris
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September 2007

Miss Murphy’s Coat

Terry Collett
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September 2007

Pious or Just Plain Nuts?

Ron Murdock
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September 2007

Robert

Helen Tackett
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September 2007

Son of a Preacher Man

David Landrum
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September 2007

The 36th floor

Curtis Gould
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September 2007

The Boy and the Fence

Jim Whitaker
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September 2007

The Driver

James Coleman
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September 2007

The Russians are Coming . . . The Russians are Coming . . .

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

September 2007

West River

Curtis Gould
--Contributing Author

September 2007

What’s Wrong with Vegetarians

Brie Stimson
--Contributing Author

September 2007

When They Say...They Mean...

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

September 2007



Author Removed
--Contributing Author

August 2007

"I Think I’m Gonna Purl . . . "

Diane Steinbach
--Contributing Author

August 2007

A Hero’s AWOL in Saigon

Samuel T Brick
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Air

Norm Cowie
--Contributing Author

August 2007

An Angel at Our Table

S Nadja Zajdman
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Cheney's World

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Communist Hot Dogs, In Pursuit of Petula, and a Kiss from Marlene Dietrich

S Nadja Zajdman
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Eyes of a Barren Witch

A. Igoni Barrett
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Fiona and the Cranes

Tala Bar
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Global Warming

Peter Buknatski
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Is It Me -Commuters

Kathleen Graham
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Last Light

Eric S Brown
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Offacracy

Jim McInvale
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Robbie Gruder Salutes the Fox Network

Tim Myers
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Spam

Jim Whitaker
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Splat

Lorrie Unites-Struiff
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Thank You in Advance

DR Belz
--Contributing Author

August 2007

The Distinguished Precipice

Kevin P Keating
--Contributing Author

August 2007

Tricky Dick & Dubya in HERE COME THE REV

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

August 2007



Author Removed
--Contributing Author

July 2007

A Walk in Arles

Wayne Scheer
--Contributing Author

July 2007

An Unlikely Story

Dale Andrew White
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Bush League Banter

Steven Maginnis
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Business Venture

Steve Hackett
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Dwindling News Coverage

Kate Heidel
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Eau de Lard: The Multi-Purpose Beauty Product

Cara Fidler
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Global Hot Air

Scott Warner
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Hattie Pinzer and the Burning Bush

John Kirk
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Interview with a Pseudo-Scorpion

Steve Hackett
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Little Robbie and the Doctor

Brian K Witte
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Love Story for the Twisted

Milan Smith
--Contributing Author

July 2007

My Secret Admirer

S Nadja Zajdman
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Random Thoughts from an Inquiring Mind

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Ride of the Penguins

Christian Roberts
--Contributing Author

July 2007

The Cat Who Ordered Room Service

Bill Schweizer
--Contributing Author

July 2007

The Everlasting Possibilities of the Ever So Briefly

Daniel H Debelius Jr
--Contributing Author

July 2007

The Five Justices

Jim Sutherland
--Contributing Author

July 2007

The Theory of Diminishing Inverses

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

July 2007

Top 5 Indicators that You’re a Massachusetts Driver

Sara Oullette
--Contributing Author

July 2007

War of the Words

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

July 2007

A Clever Mind v Wisdom

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

June 2007

A Most Depressing Expectation

Foster Trecost
--Contributing Author

June 2007

A Pack of Inconvenient Lies

Steven Maginnis
--Contributing Author

June 2007

Congrats, Fella! It's a Bouncing Baby Gallbladder

Jim Whitaker
--Contributing Author

June 2007

Covergirls

Luke Boyd
--Contributing Author

June 2007

Is There A Doctor in the House? Well, IS THERE?

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

June 2007

Just What is it All About?

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

June 2007

Karl Rove’s Dream

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

June 2007

Little Robbie

Brian K Witte
--Contributing Author

June 2007

Little Robbie and the Bullies

Brian K Witte
--Contributing Author

June 2007

Parcel Post

KD Hazelwood
--Contributing Author

June 2007

Show Me the Way to Go Home

Jim Sutherland
--Contributing Author

June 2007

Slow Burn

TR Healy
--Contributing Author

June 2007

Swimsuit and Short Season is Right around the Corner

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

June 2007

The Mole Wars

Jim McInvale
--Contributing Author

June 2007

The Other Woman

Sheri Bernstein
--Contributing Author

June 2007

The Ronald Reagan Camp for Wayward Liberals

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

June 2007

The Trouble with Dying

Tom O'Donnell
--Contributing Author

June 2007

The Waiting Room

Linda Brodlieb
--Contributing Author

June 2007

A Modest Proposal for Saving American Democracy

John Fea
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Arthur vs. Cat

Nancy Meissner
--Contributing Author

May 2007

As The Crow Flew Gently Backwards

Mikael Persson
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Big Religion: Big Box Mentality

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Confidence

Matt Dickun
--Contributing Author

May 2007

First and Last--The Same Date

Darlien C Breeze
--Contributing Author

May 2007

How to Return to College as a Middle Aged Male

Elliot L Hearst
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Is Avon Ever Calling?

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

May 2007

Love Thy Neighbor

Judy J Thompson
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Mindfuck

Sariel Thrawn
--Contributing Author

May 2007

One Summer Night

Michael Berish
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Out of Time

Brian K Witte
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Parenting For a New Century Part III

Kenneth W Schroeder
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Psychics Protest the New Vatiphone Cards

Tom O'Donnell
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Redemption

Kenan Bresnan
--Contributing Author

May 2007

The Tired Men Leave the City Late On a Winter Evening

Sam Vargo
--Contributing Author

May 2007

TWI

Kelly Cross
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Who’s a Dick?
A Tricky Dick & Dubya Adventure

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

May 2007

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve

Johnny Ngo
--Contributing Author

May 2007

A Typical Day at the Office

Adam Matson
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Author Unknown

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Bring The Troops Home--We'll Go

Peter Buknatski
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Laundro-Man

Christopher C Happ
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Midlife Crisis

DF Emmerich
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Parenting For a New Century

Kenneth W Schroeder, Esq.
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Parenting For a New Century - Part 2

Kenneth W Schroeder, Esq.
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Return of the Dittos

Dale Andrew White
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Sex for One

Daniel Aaron
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Targeted?

Scott Mahler
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Tax Time

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

April 2007

The End is Nigh

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

April 2007

The Lawyers Lament

Michael E O’Neal
--Contributing Author

April 2007

The Real Noah’s Ark

Herschel Cozine
--Contributing Author

April 2007

The State of Our Union

Will Mayer
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Waiting for a Tow is a lot like Waiting for Gadot.

Sam Vargo
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Who Would Care for Cyborgs?

Edward A Rodosek
--Contributing Author

April 2007

Yet Another New Direction in 2008

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

April 2007

You Bring the Popcorn and I’ll Bring the Blindfold

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

April 2007

A Birds Eye View of Life

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

March 2007

ASL-A Love Story

J Vinay
--Contributing Author

March 2007

Aunt Martha and the Boys

Daniel H Debelius Jr
--Contributing Author

March 2007

Dating Disorders

Jayne B. Stearns
--Contributing Author

March 2007

Does Everyone Have Milk Pliers?

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

March 2007

Freedom of Speech Versus Censorship

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

March 2007

It's All He-Man's Fault (or  . . .  Lion-O made me Metro!)

Jeremy "Basil" Dannebohm
--Contributing Author

March 2007

Old Lady

Marilyn J Rudenstein
--Contributing Author

March 2007

On Death and Ceramics

Jim McInvale
--Contributing Author

March 2007

Proof Satan Wrote Parts of The Bible

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

March 2007

So I’m Turning Thirty

DF Emmerich
--Contributing Author

March 2007

Squirrels and Chipmunks, the Real Threat to Homeland Security

Jeremy "Basil" Dannebohm
--Contributing Author

March 2007

That’s All He Wrote

Feza Akcasu
--Contributing Author

March 2007

The Can’t Lose Diet: A Recipe for Happiness

Linda Brodlieb
--Contributing Author

March 2007

The Lady and the Tramp

Eva Bell
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March 2007

The Land of Race Car Ya-Yas

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

March 2007

The Role of the Cynic

William Burdeaux
--Contributing Author

March 2007

Thrown

Peter Schwartz
--Contributing Author

March 2007

You Know: The Invasion

Anne Lindert-Wentzell
--Contributing Author

March 2007

At Last, I Can SCREAM Again!

Jeremy "Basil" Dannebohm
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Bedtime Story

Ginny Swart
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Betrayal

Sanjay Chopra
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Buckets and Buckets

Douglas Collura
--Contributing Poet

February 2007

Bush to Get New Presidential Coin

The Garlic Press
--Contributing Poet

February 2007

Coffee and Ideological Maxims in Moscow

Victor Pogostin
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Counterbalancing the Blame Game

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Eve’s Advice for Young Ladies

Eve Stone
--Contributing Author

February 2007

How to Deal With - Analytical Physiologist Disorder

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Huey Lewis is Full of Crap!

Jeremy "Basil" Dannebohm
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Karma

Kyle Schofer
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Liars

Norm Cowie
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Liberty vs Safety

William Burdeaux
--Contributing Author

February 2007

People I Don't Actually Know

Adam Matson
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Pepsi Cola & My Ex-Girlfriends  . . .  Similar in Many Ways

Jeremy "Basil" Dannebohm
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Space Invaders Beware

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

February 2007

Super Bowl Ads are Not For the Meek

Rafi Farber
--Contributing Author

February 2007

The Big Match
A One Act Play

Gary Beck
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Tricky Dick & W’s Kitchen Conversation

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Trouble at the Duck Pond

Dennis Vickers
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Yada Yada Ciabatta

Christopher C Happ
--Contributing Author

February 2007

Airliners Downed in Anti-Missile Defense Test

The Garlic Press
--Contributing Author

January 2007

Boss Duck Defines Freedom

Dennis Vickers
--Contributing Author

January 2007

Change

Tom Lane
--Contributing Author

January 2007

Landlord Dispute

Gary Beck
--Contributing Author

January 2007

Love Also

Walter M Jackman
--Contributing Author

January 2007

Madam Gin Sing

Joanne B Hagen
--Contributing Author

January 2007

Please Hold For God

Feza Akcasu
--Contributing Author

January 2007

To Whom It May Concern

Len Cassamas
--Contributing Author

January 2007

Under the Bed

Kris Williams
--Contributing Author

January 2007

You Don’t Need a Spring Tune Up, You Need New Equipment: A Golf Quest

Joe Hursh
--Contributing Author

January 2007

Above and Beyond: Customer Service Tips for Generation "Why?"

Andrew Scott
--Contributing Poet

November 2006

Be a Patriot: Spike Your Thanksgiving Turkey

Rafi Farber
--Contributing Author

November 2006

Bitter Cold

Christine Tamer
--Contributing Author

November 2006

Bush Reveals Housing/Heating Plan

Peter Buknatski
--Contributing Author

November 2006

Christmas in the Rain

John Frey
--Contributing Author

November 2006

Dirk

Ryan Gallagan
--Contributing Author

November 2006

Evicting Jesus

John Severt
--Contributing Author

November 2006

Gas Rebate Lowered to a Quarter

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

November 2006

Give Bush Another Chance

The Garlic Press
--Contributing Author

November 2006

How Rejection Becomes a Writers Tonic

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

November 2006

If I Were Supreme Emperor of the World . . . 

Sean Block
--Contributing Author

November 2006

Kevin's Good Day

Chris Hayward
--Contributing Author

November 2006

My Short, Strange Trip to Becoming a Reverend

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

November 2006

New Airline Security Rules: Lose the Clothing, Wear Official Jumpsuit

Paul C Vincent
--Contributing Author

November 2006

PLAYTIME -- A One Act Play

Gary Beck
--Contributing Author

November 2006

The Absolute Power of Delton Manly

J Matthew Wigal
--Contributing Author

November 2006

The Art of Throwing a House Party (Responsibly)

Andrew Cohn
--Contributing Author

November 2006

The Clowns in the Circus of Love

David Hutto
--Contributing Author

November 2006

The Decline of Christian Literature

Christine Andrews
--Contributing Author

November 2006

The First Line of Defense

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

November 2006

The Wonderful Weasel

Norm Cowie
--Contributing Author

November 2006

A Slow News Day

Hunter McKee
--Contributing Author

October 2006

All the Way to Dawn

DH Debelius Jr
--Contributing Author

October 2006

An Alien’s English as Second Language Travel Guide

Victor Pogostin
--Contributing Author

October 2006

Being a Drag for Your Future Wife

Barry N Davidson
--Contributing Author

October 2006

Congress Protects Industry from Citizens

The Garlic Press
--Contributing Author

October 2006

Estranged

Jorge L Real
--Contributing Author

October 2006

Fear of Not Flying

Wayne Scheer
--Contributing Author

October 2006

Going Home

Brian K Witte
--Contributing Author

October 2006

Ideas for the Moon

Matthew Chiaro
--Contributing Author

October 2006

It’s a Wonderful House

Robert P Vermillion Jr
--Contributing Author

October 2006

It’s Just a Name, Right?

Ed Coonce
--Contributing Author

October 2006

Making a List and Checking it Twice . . . 

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

October 2006

Night Moves

Brian K Witte
--Contributing Author

October 2006

No Stars for the Eclipse

Robert Levin
--Contributing Author

October 2006

The Freedom to Poop

Norm Cowie
--Contributing Author

October 2006

The Joys of Being a Nobody

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

October 2006

The Moses Mandate

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

October 2006

The Server

Shane Eli Cohn
--Contributing Author

October 2006

White House Staff Shaken, Not Stirred

David Sklar
--Contributing Author

October 2006

A Date with Death

Sheri Bernstein
--Contributing Author

September 2006

A Depressing Fashion

Herschel Cozine
--Contributing Author

September 2006

Beauty and The Hunter

Nathanael Moody
--Contributing Poet

September 2006

Big Gas Erupts

James Coleman
--Contributing Author

September 2006

Bush Supporter Mistakenly Shipped to Gitmo

Kate Heidel
--Contributing Author

September 2006

Business Beat (Hell to Get New Publix Center)

Nick Natas
--Contributing Author

September 2006

High School Reunion

Joe Hursh
--Contributing Author

September 2006

How I Paid My Share of the National Debt

Hunter McKee
--Contributing Author

September 2006

Inside the Ladies’ Room

Linda Brodlieb
--Contributing Author

September 2006

Letting Go

Jorge L Real
--Contributing Author

September 2006

Love at First Shot

Andrew Cohn
--Contributing Author

September 2006

On A String and a Prayer

James L Kane
--Contributing Author

September 2006

President Expects to Use Idiot Defense

The Garlic Press
--Contributing Author

September 2006

Say No To Crack

Judy J Thompson
--Contributing Author

September 2006

Terry's Amazing Shin Pads

Clive Gilson
--Contributing Author

September 2006

The Couch

Robert P Vermillion Jr
--Contributing Author

September 2006

The Land of the Obvious

WR Marshall
--Contributing Author

September 2006

The Tree of Wisdom

Michael Levy
--Contributing Poet

September 2006

UFO Buffs vs Religious Fundamentalists

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

September 2006

Vote Damn It!

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

September 2006

What I learned on My Summer Vacation.

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

September 2006

Wink Finsterman's Haircut

Ed Coonce
--Contributing Author

September 2006

Yo Ho Ho and Some Milk and Cookies

Melissa Lauricella
--Contributing Author

September 2006

And I Shall Name Thee Giovanni

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

July 2006

Decisions and Revisions

Foster Trecost
--Contributing Author

July 2006

I Just Can’t Take Any Mow!

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

July 2006

She Came Softly Crying

John Blackemire
--Staff Writer

July 2006

The Siege of Starmount

John Blackemire
--Staff Writer

July 2006

Timmy’s Nightmare

Clayton Follows
--Staff Writer

July 2006



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June 2006

A Preachers’s Last Sermon

Ralph Nieves-Bryant
--Contributing Author

June 2006

Everybody Comes to Vic’s

Michael Berish
--Contributing Author

June 2006

Gordon’s Knot

William H Stewart
--Contributing Author

June 2006

On Switch, Off Switch

Andy Alt
--Contributing Author

June 2006

Passion of the Christ Transcript

Matthew Fiorentino
--Contributing Author

June 2006

Secret Admirer

Chris Leibig
--Contributing Author

June 2006

The Land of Lowfat Milk and Orange Blossom Honey

Ed Coonce
--Contributing Author

June 2006

The Politician's New Speech

Clive G
--Contributing Author

June 2006

What Would Jesus Drive

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

June 2006

Why I Left Hollywood

Luke Poling
--Contributing Author

June 2006

50

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

May 2006

A Look at Logical Absurdities

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

May 2006

Destruction of Urinal Cakes on the Rise

Andy Alt
--Contributing Author

May 2006

False Hope

Stephen V Hoyt, Ph.D.
--Contributing Author

May 2006

Greed Makes For Strange Trading Bedfellows

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

May 2006

Immigrant Thoughts

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

May 2006

Incident #44

Joanne B Hagen
--Contributing Author

May 2006

Onimods Defended

Sam Gridley
--Contributing Author

May 2006

Outsourced

Richard Herr
--Contributing Author

May 2006

Senior American Idol

Ed Coonce
--Contributing Author

May 2006

Snafu in Sector Z

Mikael Persson
--Contributing Author

May 2006

Staples aren’t just for Paperwork Anymore.

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

May 2006

The Butcher

Frank A Schury
--Contributing Author

May 2006

The Legend of Neverland, Texas

Tony Zurlo
--Contributing Author

May 2006

The Question of Killing

Benjamin Harrison
--Contributing Author

May 2006

The Thumb of Death

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

May 2006

Thoughts On Being A George Bush Republican

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

May 2006

Tort Reform

Norm Cowie
--Contributing Author

May 2006

"Ask Mister Bargain"

Ryan Nemeth Ryan Nemeth
--Contributing Author

April 2006

A Look at Logical Absurdities

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

April 2006

An Eye for an Eye

PJ Aitken
--Contributing Author

April 2006

Dinner Out

Danny Harkins
--Contributing Author

April 2006

Gods on the Phone

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

April 2006

It’s a Ruse

Lianne Stokes
--Contributing Author

April 2006

Kleeb life

Brendan Dougherty
--Contributing Author

April 2006

New Buyer Emerges For Ports Control In Wake Of Dubai Pullout

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

April 2006

People Should Have Tails

Stephen Surgener
--Contributing Author

April 2006

President On No Fly List

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

April 2006

Problematic 6000

Andy Alt
--Contributing Author

April 2006

Taking On Revisionist History

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

April 2006

Tales of a Sudoku Junkie:
How one man was crushed by a fiendishly addictive Japanese puzzle craze

David Holub
--Contributing Author

April 2006

That I Would Pay For!

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

April 2006

The Burning of the Head

Norm Cowie
--Contributing Author

April 2006

The Death of Low Rise Jeans

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

April 2006

The Horror of the Spring Thaw

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

April 2006

The Pretzel Story

Elizabeth Duncan
--Contributing Author

April 2006

Unstuck

Bobby Kennedy
--Contributing Author

April 2006

Why I Shun Five-Alive

BE Trimble
--Contributing Author

April 2006

Being on the Right Means Never Having to Admit You Were Wrong

Eddy Donofrio
--Contributing Writer

March 2006

Cough It Up

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

March 2006

Does Your Scrunchie Match Your Shoes?

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

March 2006

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

March 2006

How I May Spend Spring Break This Year

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

March 2006

Obnoxious Driver Awards

Norm Cowie
--Contributing Author

March 2006

Railroad Avenue

Clifford K Watkins Jr
--Contributing Author

March 2006

Stamp This

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

March 2006

Stardust Memories

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

March 2006

The Good, the Bad, and Dr. Phil

Kate Heidel
--Contributing Author

March 2006

Truth is No Longer Required

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

March 2006

Vermont Peace Groups To Send Candles TO New Orleans

Peter Buknatski
--Contributing Author

March 2006

When the World Sleeps

PJ Aitken
--Contributing Author

March 2006

Why Do They Do It?

Herschel Cozine
--Contributing Author

March 2006

Would Jesus Attend the Superbowl?

Jonathan Lowe
--Contributing Author

March 2006

You Won't Find Sesame Street on MapQuest

Andy Alt
--Contributing Author

March 2006

"Can you Spare a Square?"

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

February 2006

A Trip To The Doctors.

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

February 2006

Advertising Ingenuity

Andrew G Alt
--Contributing Author

February 2006

My Knees Are Changing
Or how wearing smaller panty hose can get rid of the wrinkles

Marianne Lavalle-Vincent
--Contributing Author

February 2006

Republicans Make Hell

Erik V Williams
--Contributing Author

February 2006

Seduction Tips

James Herron
--Contributing Author

February 2006

Ten and Two

Marilyn J Rudenstein
--Contributing Author

February 2006

Torture Then and Now

Ahmed Tharwat
--Contributing Author

February 2006

Water Adds up to an Ocean

Andrew G Alt
--Contributing Author

February 2006

A Short Trip To "Mentalpause"

Marianne Lavalle-Vincent
--Contributing Author

November 2005

AN OPEN LETTER TO AMERICAN GAS CONSUMERS

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

November 2005

Dolly Mckenzie

Charlene Howard
--Contributing Poet

November 2005

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

November 2005

Getting Along During The Holiday Season

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

November 2005

Gravity Declared Just a Theory

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

November 2005

Holidiversity . . . A Cultural Warfare

Ahmed Tharwat
--Contributing Author

November 2005

Hovering on the Winds of Thought

Andrew G Alt
--Contributing Author

November 2005

Intellectual Diseases

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

November 2005

Just Back From the Constellation Orion Nebula

Michael Berish
--Contributing Author

November 2005

Land of the Free (Refill)

James Herron
--Contributing Author

November 2005

The Day The Pool Burnt Down

Mark D Harmon
--Contributing Author

November 2005

The Judgement of Harry Punch

SD Jacob
--Contributing Author

November 2005

The Psychic Sidekick

DW Schmidt
--Contributing Author

November 2005

Witless to the Persecution-Part III

Hangtown Fry with S. Farquahar Roberts, A.A.
--Contributing Authors

November 2005

Would You Like Mustard With That?

Tom Pangborn
--Contributing Author

November 2005

You Can lead A Cat To Water

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

November 2005

'Roiding Up The Nerd

Norm Cowie
--Contributing Author

October 2005

A Muslim American Dog Story

Ahmed Tharwat
--Contributing Author

October 2005

An American Aristocracy: Everyone Loves the Rich

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

October 2005

Cultural War Christians Rally Against Jesus on Supreme Court

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

October 2005

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

October 2005

Left, Right and Those in the Middle

Giosue' Santarelli
--Contributing Author

October 2005

My Secret to Staying Slim

Ryan Nemeth
--Contributing Author

October 2005

Not All It’s Cracked Up to Be

Wayne Scheer
--Contributing Author

October 2005

Prayer for the Rich and the Comfortable

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

October 2005

Rebuilding the President's Popularity

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

October 2005

Robbery En Vogue or These Tights are Killing Me

Ed Coonce
--Contributing Author

October 2005

Shrinking Violet

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

October 2005

Slim Dillinger's Obituary

Ed Coonce
--Contributing Author

October 2005

Tahoe Trip

Edgar M Nash
--Contributing Author

October 2005

Take My SUV-Please!

Grady Miller
--Contributing Author

October 2005

The Significance of Money

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

October 2005

The Tooth Fairy

Marianne Lavalle-Vincent
--Contributing Author

October 2005

When Cindy Met Katrina

Ahmed Tharwat
--Contributing Author

October 2005

Witless to the Persecution-Part II

Hangtown Fry with S. Farquahar Roberts, A.A.
--Contributing Authors

October 2005

A Letter From Home

Ryan Nemeth
--Contributing Author

September 2005

DeLay Throws Tantrum on TV

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

September 2005

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

September 2005

I Swear!

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

September 2005

In Love with Fall!

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

September 2005

It's A Case Of Over Warning

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

September 2005

Locating the Roots of Belief

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

September 2005

Love Versus Terrorism

Nikhl Parekh
--Contributing Poet

September 2005

Mo Sight, Mo Problems

Justin Rohrlich
--Contributing Author

September 2005

Mount Solation

Andrew Alt
--Contributing Author

September 2005

Tale of the Tape:
Vietnam Era Protestors vs. Iraq Era Protestors

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

September 2005

Thank God for the Arab

Adam Matson
--Contributing Author

September 2005

The Art of the Wait

Giosue' Santarelli
--Contributing Author

September 2005

Unforeseen

PJ Aitken
--Contributing Author

September 2005

Witless to the Persecution- Part I

Hangtown Fry with S. Farquahar Roberts, A.A.
--Contributing Author

September 2005

A Conversation With God Almighty

Patrick Talty Patrick Talty
--Contributing Poet

August 2005

A Father Son bonding Experience Gone Haywire

Justin Rohrlich
--Contributing Author

August 2005

A Legend in His Own Mind

Steven Wisecarver
--Contributing Author

August 2005

A Trip to the Market

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

August 2005

Born again - Christian?

Chris Goja
--Contributing Author

August 2005

Coffee

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

August 2005

Defending the Poo-Poo Head

Norm Cowie
--Contributing Author

August 2005

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

August 2005

I Just Don't Get It

Michael Harling
--Contributing Author

August 2005

Motel Discussion

Ross Raffin
--Contributing Author

August 2005

On Objectifying the Enemy: An Evolution Through American Conflicts

Marshall Smith
--Contributing Author

August 2005

Pillow Talk

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

August 2005

The Battle of the Bulge

Giosue' Santarelli
--Contributing Author

August 2005

Traumatized

Cynthia M Saracco
--Contributing Author

August 2005

We’ll Leave the Light On

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

August 2005

What Is All The Entire Ruckus About?

Ron Murdock
--Contributing Author

August 2005

What the World Needs Now is a Little More Fear and Loathing

Sam Vargo
--Contributing Author

August 2005

A Michael Jackson Song Parody

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

July 2005

A Rude Awakening

Judy J Thompson
--Contributing Author

July 2005

Alone in LA

Debby Weinberger
--Contributing Author

July 2005

Bad People

Adam Matson
--Contributing Author

July 2005

Book of Martha

Elinor Teele
--Contributing Author

July 2005

Call me "Abby"

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

July 2005

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

July 2005

Electricity and the Families I sent to Disney World

Joe Hursh
--Contributing Author

July 2005

Fun with Firearms

Michael Harling
--Contributing Author

July 2005

George W. and Crown Prince Abdullah: So Happy Together

Justin Rohrlich
--Contributing Author

July 2005

Image in Cheese Sandwich Actually Britney Spears, Woman Admits

The Garlic Press
--Contributing Author

July 2005

Impeachment Season

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

July 2005

It’s All In The Motto

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

July 2005

Living in Fantasyland

The Garlic Press
--Contributing Author

July 2005

The Classroom Republic (cont)

Robert Castle
--Contributing Author

July 2005

The Master at Work

Ed Coonce
--Contributing Author

July 2005

What I'll Do on My Summer Vacation

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

July 2005

A California State of Mind

Eddy Donofrio
--Contributing Author

June 2005

Broken Contact

Ross Raffin
--Contributing Author

June 2005

Direct Stupidity

Joe Hursh
--Contributing Author

June 2005

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

June 2005

Is that Sugar in Your Pocket?

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

June 2005

Little Sally Sweat-a-Lot

Robert B. Morgan
--Contributing Poet

June 2005

Martha

Brian K Wittte
--Contributing Author

June 2005

Property Values

Victor Schwartzman
--Contributing Author

June 2005

Sex and the Single Brit

Michael Harling
--Contributing Author

June 2005

Support Our Troops?

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

June 2005

The Blarney Stone

Michael
--Schenck

June 2005

The Classroom Republic (Part I)
Or
Wiping Up Your Own Messes

Robert Castle
--Contributing Author

June 2005

The Edge of the Pond

Homer Hiatt
--Contributing Author

June 2005

The New Americanism: The Eichmann Syndrome

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

June 2005

Arkansas Man Admits Stupidity; Drinking Beer and Playing with Fireworks Really is Dangerous

Bradley Sunshine
--Contributing Author

May 2005

Ask the Science Dude

James Coleman
--Contributing Author

May 2005

Bush Announces Iraq Veterans Retirement Program

The Garlic Press
--Contributing Author

May 2005

Bush Didn't Mean Freedom Speech

The Garlic Press
--Contributing Author

May 2005

Democrats Unearth Evidence Of Huge Election Fraud

Paul Molyneux
--Contributing Author

May 2005

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

May 2005

I Name My Cars

Aubra Godwin
--Contributing Poet

May 2005

On the Isle of Insanity

Aubra Godwin
--Contributing Poet

May 2005

Parle Vous Francais?

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

May 2005

Re-Released

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

May 2005

Self-Flushing Toilets - A Cautionary Tail

Ivan Avetissian
--Staff Writer

May 2005

Snowburn

Robert B. Morgan
--Contributing Poet

May 2005

Steroids May Be Everywhere!

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

May 2005

The Bell Does Not Toll for Thee

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

May 2005

The Choice

Kenneth Nichols
--Contributing Author

May 2005

The Entrepreneurs

Edward Coonce
--Contributing Author

May 2005

Why Women Should Leave The Toilet Seat Up

Robert B. Morgan
--Contributing Author

May 2005

Wish You Were Here

Charles Martin
--Contributing Author

May 2005

Alex Sturgin’s Human Deception

Chris Bui
--Contributing Author

April 2005

Bush Commits Government to Support Religion

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

April 2005

Chili Hot Dandy

Edward Coonce
--Contributing Author

April 2005

CSI -- Office

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

April 2005

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

April 2005

Fishing

Norman Fagan
--Contributing Author

April 2005

Food Label Fun

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

April 2005

Neighborly Bonds

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

April 2005

Prepare Ye The Way

David B Reid
--Contributing Author

April 2005

Random Thoughts and Musings on Breakfast

Ivan Avetissian
--Staff Writer

April 2005

Snow Days

Lorne Cook III
--Contributing Author

April 2005

The Lord - CEO for a New World?

Ivan Avetissian
--Staff Writer

April 2005

Weekend Retreat

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

April 2005

Why Bush Won

Don Monkerud
--Contributing Author

April 2005

A Day at the Office

Jailyn Davis
--Contributing Author

March 2005

A Visit to the Blind Trust

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

March 2005

A Walking Time Bomb

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

March 2005

Cool Inferno Bop

Edward Coonce
--Contributing Author

March 2005

Eat it Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

March 2005

Land Fills, Big Trucks and Cherry Pie

Ivan Avetissian
--Staff Writer

March 2005

Letter to a Dentist

Kathryn Fleming
--Contributing Author

March 2005

Lyrical Torment

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

March 2005

Scuffed Shoes

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

March 2005

Signs That You're Probably No Longer A Member Of MTV's Target Audience

William Lengeman III
--Contributing Author

March 2005

The Last Great Goodbye

Katherine Reynolds
--Contributing Author

March 2005

The New Charlatans

Christopher C Happ
--Contributing Author

March 2005

The Pitch

John Olson
--Contributing Author

March 2005

Well Built Things

Ivan Avetissian
--Staff Writer

March 2005

American Classics Revisited

Grady Miller
--Contributing Author

February 2005

Cooking for Men

Christopher C Happ
--Contributing Author

February 2005

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

February 2005

Friends... Forever?

Chris Lewis
--Contributing Author

February 2005

Healthy versus Happy: The Bagel or Donut Debate Rages

Joe Hursh
--Contributing Author

February 2005

Insurance

Nick Kisella
--Contributing Author

February 2005

Plight of the Pen Pal

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

February 2005

Put It On The List

Tanata LaRue
--Contributing Author

February 2005

Random Thoughts and Musings on Fourteen Year Old Daughters

Ivan Avetissian
--Staff Writer

February 2005

Random Thoughts and Musings on Role Models & Hero Worship

Ivan Avetissian
--Staff Writer

February 2005

Sarah's Beady Stare

Norman Fagan
--Contributing Author

February 2005

Sitcoms Recast

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

February 2005

Something Snapped

Wayne Scheer
--Contributing Author

February 2005

The Ziyi Miracle: A Theological Discussion

DON HU
Transcribed by Christopher F. Barden
--Contributing Author

February 2005

"On Healthy Living"

Lorne Cook III
--Contributing Author

January 2005

A Letter

Heather Haskell
--Contributing Author

January 2005

A Liberal Republican

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Ahead of the Music

Dominic Preziosi
--Contributing Author

January 2005

An Interview With Our Founding Fathers

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

January 2005

An Interview with Warren T. Lihblust

Thomas James Ragazzi
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Atheist Sees Virgin Mary in Tortilla, Sues Cafeteria

David Sklar
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Being Dave Barry

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Book Review: Uncle Dubya's Jihad Jamboree

John "W" Blackemire
--Editor-In-Chief

January 2005

Collie Want a Cracker?

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

January 2005

CSI: The Dinner Table

Diane Steinbach
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Eat It Anway: Cooking For The Resigned (Gangsta) Pallet

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Eat It Anyway: Cooking for the Resigned (Canned) Pallate

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Eat It Anyway: Cooking For The Resigned (Cellular) Pallate

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Eat It Anyway: Cooking for The Resigned (Grandma Wannabe) Pallate

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

January 2005

God for Sale

Diane Steinbach
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Hideous Scenes From The Employee Handbook

Grady Miller
--Contributing Author

January 2005

HOME IMPROVEMENT

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Karl Calls Me

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Of God and Gardenburgers…

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

January 2005

One Night In The Days of the Presidential Debates

James Bassett
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Questions

Steve Altes
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Random Thoughts

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Random Thoughts and Musings on Baseball Statistics

Ivan Avetissian
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Random Thoughts and Musings on Little League Umpiring

Ivan Avetissian
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Random Thoughts and Musings on School

Ivan Avetissian
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Sometime in the Not Too Distant Future

Ivan Avetissian
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Still Hiding After All These Years.

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Take Me Out to the Ballgame

Holmes Miller
--Contributing Author

January 2005

The Committe as a Whole . . .

Walt Baker
--Contributing Author

January 2005

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

Christopher Webb
--Contributing Author

January 2005

THE NPB ZONE

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

January 2005

The Purloined Interview

James Bassett
--Contributing Author

January 2005

The Sweet Sound of Non Noise

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

January 2005

The View from the Couch -- The Presidency: Does it Really Matter?

James Coleman
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Tooth Ache

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Travel Tips for Resented Americans Abroad

Mark Narron
--Contributing Author

January 2005

Why I Miss The Cold War at New Years

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

January 2005

Witchcraft is Part of the Curriculum

Warren T Lihblust
--Contributing Author

January 2005

A Collection of Shorts: Long Hours, Some Guys Have All the Luck, That's Not Chocolate

Norman Fagan
--Contributing Author

November 2004

An Interview with Warren T. Lihblust

Thomas James Ragazzi
--Contributing Author

November 2004

Dear Diary Part III

James Bassett
--Contributing Author

November 2004

It’s Right, right?

Ronn Venable
--Contributing Author

November 2004

Let's Bring Integrity Back: An Editorial

Lorne Cook III
--Contributing Author

November 2004

Lunar Project

John Shriver
--Contributing Author

November 2004

Of God and Gardenburgers

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

November 2004

Random thoughts and Musing on The Movies

Ivan Avetissian
--Staff Writer

November 2004

Summer Time and the Livin’ is Easy

Sharon Roman
--Contributing Author

November 2004

The Sweet Sound of Non Noise

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

November 2004

The View from the Couch -- The Presidency: Does it Really Matter?

James Coleman
--Contributing Author

November 2004

A Confounding of Values

Warren T Lihblust
--Contributing Author

October 2004

A Letter

Heather Haskell
--Contributing Author

October 2004

Continuous Grasping Tentacles

Lily Blues
--Contributing Author

October 2004

Dear Diary II: Dubya’s Days-- Searching the Heart and Mind of GWB

James Bassett
--Contributing Author

October 2004

Oppression of a Minority Revisited

Benjamin Ulysses Cashton
--Contributing Author

October 2004

Random Thoughts and Musings on Baseball Statistics

Ivan Avetissian
--Contributing Author

October 2004

Shades of A Season’s Ticket Holder

Christopher Webb
--Contributing Author

October 2004

Sometime in the Not Too Distant Future

Ivan Avetissian
--Contributing Author

October 2004

Still Hiding After All These Years.

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

October 2004

Ten Reasons Why Conservatives Love George W. Bush:

Peggy Butler
--Contributing Author

October 2004

THE NPB ZONE

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

October 2004

The View From the Couch

James Coleman
--Contributing Author

October 2004

The View from the Couch -- The Presidency: Does it Really Matter?

James Coleman
--Contributing Author

October 2004

An Intellectual Problem

Gregor Southard
--Contributing Author

September 2004

An Interview With Our Founding Fathers

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

September 2004

Dear Diary--Part 3

James Bassett
--Contributing Author

September 2004

Leave This President Behind This November

Samuel Vargo
--Contributing Author

September 2004

Questions

Steve Altes
--Contributing Author

September 2004

Random Thoughts and Musing on The Wall

Ivan Avetissian
--Contributing Author

September 2004

Take Me Out to the Ballgame

Holmes Miller
--Contributing Author

September 2004

The Boy

Heather Haskell
--Contributing Author

September 2004

What's in a Name?

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

September 2004

A FUTURE PRESIDENTIAL MEMOIR:
"The Presidency of George W Bush-Mission Accomplished"

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

August 2004

Atheist Sees Virgin Mary in Tortilla, Sues Cafeteria

David Sklar
--Contributing Author

August 2004

Because He Loved Me

Erika Alonso
--Contributing Author

August 2004

Compartments Of The Mind

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

August 2004

Dear Diary
Part 2: The Unexpurgated Diary

James Bassett
--Contributing Author

August 2004

Facing the Muzak

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

August 2004

Looking Forward to Career Day

Heather Wernette
--Contributing Author

August 2004

Random Thoughts and Musings on School

Ivan Avetissian
--Contributing Author

August 2004

Slimeline

Ellis J Biderson
--Contributing Author

August 2004

"On Healthy Living"

Lorne Cook III
--Contributing Author

July 2004

Closed-Minded People Protest Their Portrayal in Harry Potter Books

David Sklar
--Contributing Author

July 2004

Dear Diary

James Bassett
--Contributing Author

July 2004

Eureka: Secret to True Happiness

Heather Wernette
--Contributing Author

July 2004

Random Thoughts and Musings on Little League Umpiring

Ivan Avetissian
--Contributing Author

July 2004

Schools for Bombs

Simon Hembra
--Contributing Author

July 2004

Splitting Hairs

Diane Steinbach
--Staff Writer

July 2004

Travel Tips for Resented Americans Abroad

Mark Narron
--Contributing Author

July 2004

Witchcraft is Part of the Curriculum

Warren T Lihblust
--Contributing Author

July 2004

CSI: The Dinner Table

Diane Steinbach
--Contributing Author

June 2004

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

June 2004

One Night In The Days of the Presidential Debates

James Bassett
--Contributing Author

June 2004

Random Thoughts

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

June 2004

The Plague

Sarai J Davis
--Contributing Author

June 2004

"Hiya, Batman!"

Peter Van Schoick
--Contributing Author

May 2004

A New First Lady

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

May 2004

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

May 2004

God for Sale

Diane Steinbach
--Contributing Author

May 2004

Good Taste Can Leave a Bad Taste in Some People's Mouths

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

May 2004

Rants by Chuck

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

May 2004

The Committe as a Whole . . .

Walt Baker
--Contributing Author

May 2004

The Journal of --

Paul Schnaars
--Contributing Author

May 2004

The Purloined Interview

James Bassett
--Contributing Author

May 2004

AS Advertised

Scott Gibbs
--Contributing Author

April 2004

Being Dave Barry

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

April 2004

Chapter One

Peter Van Schoick
--Contributing Author

April 2004

Cynic Diatribe

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

April 2004

Eat It Anyway

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

April 2004

Enjoyment and Success In The Pleasurable Art of Poetry

Michael Levy
--Contributing Author

April 2004

Leaves

Paul Schnaars
--Contributing Author

April 2004

Pretzel Logic (In Honor of April being National Pretzel Month)

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

April 2004

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

Christopher Webb
--Contributing Author

April 2004

A Liberal Republican

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

March 2004

A Presidential "Tale of the Tape" between George W. Bush and John F. Kerry

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

March 2004

Ahead of the Music

Dominic Preziosi
--Contributing Author

March 2004

Eat It Anway: Cooking For The Resigned Pallet

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

March 2004

Shades of A Season’s Ticket Holder

Christopher Webb
--Contributing Author

March 2004

Shock and Say Ahhh!

Grady Miller
--Contributing Author

March 2004

Tooth Ache

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

March 2004

A New Day

Boone
--Contributing Author

January 2004

Collie Want a Cracker?

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

January 2004

Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

January 2004

Hideous Scenes From The Employee Handbook

Grady Miller
--Contributing Author

January 2004

HOME IMPROVEMENT

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

January 2004

Karl Calls Me

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

January 2004

Watch This, Boy

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

January 2004

We Got A Lemon

Chuck Terzella
--Staff Writer

January 2004

Why I Hate February

Don Achenbach
--Staff Writer

January 2004

Why I Miss The Cold War at New Years

Charles Ingram
--Staff Writer

January 2004

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