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Publication Archive

Welcome to the Cynic Online Magazine's Publication Archive. Here you will find a listing of all of the works published on our website since January 2004. Most work is available by simply clicking on the title. We are still checking some of our records to veryify our rights to archive a few pieces and are trying to obtain archival rights to others, so it's quite possible that a piece that is not available for viewing may become available in the future. If you are an author of one of these unavailable pieces and would like to give us your permission to show your work once more, please write us at editors@cynicmag.com

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Click on an Author's Name, Issue Date or Section to Narrow the Listing. Click on a column heading to sort items by that column. Click on the title of a work to view the archive of that work.

April 2009
Item Author Section
A Mental Picture

Ashutosh Ghildiyal
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

And This Is Life

Connie Guihan-Ayres
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

Don't Say a Word

Joanne Schiffbauer
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

End of Prostitution

Neurosine
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

Hunted!

Julia Newbern
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

i

Chris Butler
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

I am a Loser

Maranda Russell
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

I Have Tried To Quit Smoking

Connie Guihan-Ayres
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

I Loved a Boy Once

Ebere Ikerionwu
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

I'm A Private Private

Gerald Bosacker
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

If I'd Have Worn a Clean Pair of Socks

Paul David Thomas
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

If You Kill A Leprechaun, Is That Bad Karma? And Is It Better If The Leprechaun Kills You?

Andrew Kinsey
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

Lamentations of Sock to Dryer Shortly After the Gut-Wrenching Loss of his Mate

Megan Waremburg
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

Lockers

Isis Hao
--Contributing Artist

Cafe

Manhole

Larry Anderson
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

Red Beach

Amy Bernays
--Contributing Artist

Cafe

Spring (1915)

Jeff Milburn
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

Spring Rituals

Steve DeFrance
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

Suburban Werewolves

Will Jacques
--Contributing Artist

Cafe

Thank You

Miguel Lopez de Leon
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

What Have They Wrought?!

I.B. Rad
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

Wildfire

Jason Stahl
--Contributing Poet

Cafe

Entire Us Economy Is a Giant Ponzi Scheme

Roger Freed
--Contributing Author

Farce

George W Bush Looking Forward To Penning Great American Novel

Owen Hughes
--Contributing Author

Farce

Guantanamo Detainee Wins Windfall Judgment

Saul S Smith
--Contributing Author

Farce

Obama Achieves Very Little During First Week in Office

Owen Hughes
--Contributing Author

Farce

President Obama's Teleprompter to Play Cyrano de Bergerac

Bill Shepherd
--Staff Writer

Farce

Schwarzenegger to "Terminate" Elders

Saul S Smith
--Contributing Author

Farce

Warner Brothers Announce "Watchmen 2: Hawaiian Dyin'"

Bill Shepherd
--Staff Writer

Farce

World's Sexiest Star Trek Fan Dead at 42

Bill Shepherd
--Staff Writer

Farce

"Shrinks, Steroids and Cigar Smoke"

Yonatan Maisel
--Contributing Author

Features

A Writer's Fantasy

Rebecca Gaffron
--Contributing Author

Features

Are You Having a Good Day?

Thomas Grantland
--Contributing Author

Features

Bad Asses

Brian Haycock
--Contributing Author

Features

Bed, Blunts and Beyond

Caitlin Dwyer
--Contributing Author

Features

Cat-astrophe

Amanda Wais
--Contributing Author

Features

Deadly Extension

Joshua Scribner
--Contributing Author

Features

Escape

Nick Allen
--Contributing Author

Features

How to be a Narrator

Chad Schaffer
--Contributing Author

Features

Insomnia

Jim Whitaker
--Staff Writer

Features

Money

Aaron Rowley
--Contributing Author

Features

My Real-World Knife Safety Lesson

Ed Rehfeld
--Contributing Author

Features

Paint the Town Red...or Just Your Hair

Diane Steinbach
--Senior Staff Writer

Features

Put Down That Shovel, Chester!

Wayne Scheer
--Contributing Author

Features

September 12

Lee Gimenez
--Contributing Author

Features

Spell Chceker is Agiasnt Me!!!

Andrei Trostel
--Contributing Author

Features

Sperm Donor

Larry King
--Contributing Author

Features

The Children's Orchard

HR Williams
--Contributing Author

Features

The Fire Department Mocks Us!!!

Andrei Trostel
--Contributing Author

Features

The Joy of the "No"

WR Marshall
--Staff Writer

Features

Tinkle Targets

Andrei Trostel
--Contributing Author

Features

Zapato's Fixation

Carole R Brier
--Contributing Author

Features

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