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'Sprawl-Mart' To Build SuperCenter Attached to Mexican Pyramids

Farce

September 2004

9-11 Not Preventable Declares Expert

Farce

April 2004

Alcoholics Out Of
The Closetus


Farce

May 2004

Advertisement: UnGas That Ass

Farce

August 2004

Advertisement: UnGas That Ass

Farce

January 2005

Alabama Selects New Official State Chewing Tobacco

Farce

April 2004

Alcoholics Out-Of-The-Clostetus

Farce

January 2004

Alcoholics-Out-Of-The-Closetus

Farce

August 2003

Aliens Terrorize Local Grocery Store

Farce

March 2004

Amend the Constitution Says Bush

Farce

May 2004

Americans Everywhere Cheer End of Assault Weapons Ban

Farce

January 2005

Americans Everywhere Cheer End of Assault Weapons Ban

Farce

September 2004

Army of One Shot in Iraq. US Seeks New Army

Farce

October 2004

Army of One Shot in Iraq. US Seeks New Army

Farce

January 2005

Axis Of Evil Opens New Fast Food Restaurants

Farce

September 2005

Beer Linked To Drunkenness

Farce

November 2003

Best of FarceHaven (May 2004):
Man Arrested For Misconduct With A Motor Vehicle

Farce

September 2006

Bible Thumpers of America

Farce

January 2004

Bible Thumpers Of America is Seeking Conversionists

Farce

September 2003

Block the Vote

Farce

July 2004

Blonde Bombshell Finds the Force

Farce

March 2005

Bourgeois Bunny Running For CA Governor

Farce

September 2003

Brad and Jen Separate Conjoined Twins

Farce

March 2005

Breaking the Wind of Change

Farce

April 2006

Buddist Monks Throw Beer Bash in The Bronx

Farce

January 2005

Buddist Monks Throw Beer Bash in The Bronx

Farce

November 2004

Bug Leg Interferes With Magazine Production

Farce

September 2005

Bush Administration Cancels Next Tuesday

Farce

March 2005

Bush Angry Over "Cheap Thug" Claim

Farce

July 2004

Bush Slammed Over Iraq

Farce

July 2005

Bush Takes Blame for Mistake -- America Stunned

Farce

September 2005

Candidates Discuss Issues

Farce

September 2004

Carrie Ahead in the Polls

Farce

August 2004

Catholicism: It's Our Way or the Hell Way

Farce

June 2004

Cats Now Come With Brains of Rats

Farce

July 2005

Celebrity Offs Family of Three On National Television

Farce

April 2004

City of Oakland to Bulldoze Rest of Oakland

Farce

July 2005

City of Washington DC Annexes US Supreme Court Under Eminent Domain

Farce

July 2005

Clinton Sleeps on Floor For Bush

Farce

March 2005

Community Events Calander For October 2004

Farce

October 2004

Community Events Calendar

Farce

August 2004

Congress Passes New Indecency Laws

Farce

March 2005

Congress Seeks Remote Controlled Pie Throwing Ban

Farce

March 2005

Cop Purchases Meth Laced Hamburger From Missouri McDonald's

Farce

June 2005

Cynical Q & A With Doug Simolean - Trollop Computers

Farce

August 2003

Danish Firm Releases Inflatable Smart Breast Implants

Farce

November 2004

Dear Gabby:

Farce

August 2003

Dear Gabina:

Farce

December 2003

Dear Gabina:

Farce

November 2003

Dissociative Identity Disorder Victim Becomes Roto Rooter

Farce

May 2005

Easter Bunny Starts Brawl in Irish Pub

Farce

March 2005

Electronic Voting Machines Vote For Bush

Farce

November 2004

Eminem Unveils New Candy Line

Farce

October 2004

FarceHaven Attempts a Bushless Issue

Farce

September 2004

Feminist Group Develops Seminar to Further Female Independance

Farce

June 2005

Fiction Filmaker To Make Untold Millions in Celcius 411

Farce

July 2004

French Espionage Agent Turns Out to be a Monkey

Farce

June 2005

Gangsta Rappa for President

Farce

September 2004

Gangsta Rappa for President

Farce

January 2005

Genetically Altered Mice Form Civil Rights Groups

Farce

May 2005

Girl Scouts Arrested For Leg-Breaking Tactics

Farce

May 2005

Girl Scouts Arrested For Leg-Breaking Tactics
Cynical Blast From The Past: May 2005

Farce

September 2009

Give Us Back Our Statue! Declares French President

Farce

September 2004

Gorgeous She

Cafe

September 2009

Gremlin Onslaught Continues:

Farce

May 2004

Hamster's Union Threatens Strike

Farce

October 2004

Hollywood Actor Seeking a Cause

Farce

September 2003

Hollywood Gets on Outsourcing Bandwagon

Farce

February 2005

Jackson Innocence Like Fall of Berlin Wall, Birth of Martin Luther King Claims MJJSource.com

Farce

June 2005

Kerry Slam Dunks Bush On Weapons Ban During Third Debate

Farce

October 2004

Kerry, Bush Court America's Undecided Voters

Farce

November 2004

Local Vampires Seeks Groupies

Farce

October 2003

Man Arrested For Misconduct With A Motor Vehicle

Farce

January 2005

Man Arrested For Misconduct With A Motor Vehicle

Farce

May 2004

Man Bites Dog

Farce

August 2003

Man Refuses to Wear Lipstick at Nevada Casino. Casino Okay With It

Farce

May 2005

Man Sees Man Who Saw Elvis at Local Chili Cook Off

Farce

August 2004

Man Stops to Ask for Directions, Female Scientist Baffled

Farce

January 2004

Martha Stewart: "I'll Miss My Chickens"

Farce

September 2004

Marylyn Manson To Marry Poodle, VH1 To Make Reality Show

Farce

March 2005

Minutemen To Form New SuperHero Crime Fighting Taskforce

Farce

May 2005

Monkey Business -- Where are they now?

Farce

June 2004

Mrs. Santa Claus to Unveil New Holiday Denture Line

Farce

March 2005

Mutant Lobsters Attack North Florida Village

Farce

August 2004

NASA Unveils New Space Shuttle Launch Vehicle

Farce

September 2004

New Ray Gun Eliminates Women's Clothing

Farce

December 2003

Nothing Intimidating About Carrier Movements Claims Navy Rear

Farce

July 2004

Nothing Wrong With Oil For Food Program

Farce

February 2005

Omorosa Gets Hit On Head, Takes Vacation in Tahiti

Farce

May 2004

Orlando Bloom In Typecasting Nightmare

Farce

May 2005

Police Arrest Suicide Bomber

Farce

September 2005

President Bush Dances with Raliens in Search for WMD

Farce

November 2003

President Bush Unveils Halloween Costume for 2003

Farce

October 2003

President Responds to 9-11 Intelligence Allegations

Farce

May 2004

Rapper's Ghost Takes Up Residence At Old Folk's Home

Farce

July 2005

Rise in Low Tech Terror. Dept of Homeland Security Concerned

Farce

July 2005

Rockstar: Supernova Name Declared Lame Ass.

Farce

September 2006

Rumsfield Reveals Supernatural Powers at Press Conference

Farce

October 2003

Saddam Hussein Remains Defiant

Farce

January 2005

Saddam Hussein Remains Defiant

Farce

July 2004

Salad Claims to Have Seen Face of Christ in Human

Farce

March 2005

Sandra Bellbutt Leaves Animal Rights Group PETA for Atkins Diet

Farce

May 2004

Saruman Cut From Return of the King: Vows Vengeance

Farce

December 2003

Schwarzenegger Calls Legislators "Girlie Men"

Farce

August 2004

Scientist Discovers Space Alien in Modern Temple

Farce

October 2004

Screamconk Corporation Develops New Intellectual Property Protection Device

Farce

June 2005

Security Screeners Defend New Airport X-Ray Scanners

Farce

June 2005

Senator Seeking to Ban Straight Marriages

Farce

August 2003

Small Movie Chain Finds Fahrenheit Too Hot To Play

Farce

July 2004

Smoking Bananas An Up and Coming Pasttime

Farce

August 2004

Something’s a Foot at Church Picnic and Pajama Party

Farce

March 2006

Space Aliens Launch Fast Food Restraunt Chain

Farce

May 2004

Student Turns School's Witness in Violation of No Hugging Statute

Farce

May 2005

Study About Study on Studies Needs More Study Concludes Study

Farce

July 2005

Super Earth Found Outside of Solar System

Farce

September 2004

Super Pill Makes Headlines

Farce

November 2004

Superhero Arrested for Indecent Exposure

Farce

August 2004

The Band Formerly Known as SuperNova Defend Frontman Selection

Farce

September 2006

Today's Hollowscope

Farce

August 2004

Today's Hollowscope

Farce

August 2004

Today's Hollowscope

Farce

January 2005

Trailer Park Secedes From Union

Farce

March 2004

TV May Cause Attention Deficit Disorder

Farce

April 2004

UFO Sighting at a National Low

Farce

September 2006

US Creates New Nuclear Weapons Opt Out List

Farce

August 2005

US Votes For Four More Years of Laughs

Farce

November 2004

Vampire Hunter Joins Hunt For Iraqi WMD

Farce

October 2003

Vampire Hunter Talks to Children About Protection

Farce

July 2005

Vampire Hunters Meet In Las Vegas Hunter's Convention

Farce

September 2005

Wait--It Gets Worse

Farce

February 2005

Washington DC Area Recieves Bizarre Pandimensional Television Signal

Top Twelve

May 2004

Well, They Coulda Made Weapons Claims Bush

Farce

July 2004

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