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"Wall Street to Main Street" To Become New National Motto

Farce

November 2008

70's Retro Craze Enters 28th Year

Farce

July 2008

Addition of Shrimp to Taco Bell Menu Best Thing to Happen to Man This Year

Farce

October 2009

Aerosmith Narrowly Averts Decent Album

Farce

August 2008

American Alcoholics Demand Canadian Holiday

Farce

June 2008

Bananas To Come With Warning Labels

Farce

July 2009

Biden Telling Everyone Glenn Beck Masturbatory Blindness Joke

Farce

August 2010

Botched Response To Gulf Oil Spill Makes Man Wish Bush Were Still In Office

Farce

July 2010

College Freshman Like, Totally Tripped Out By Descartes

Farce

August 2009

Couple Forces Selves to Fight Over Toilet Seat

Farce

November 2009

Dad Horrified By Ease At Which Son Acquires Porn

Farce

March 2009

David Letterman Blames Affairs, General Creepiness On Cheney

Farce

November 2009

Dozens Killed in Wake of Brilliant Liberal Satirist

Farce

May 2008

Fatso Going Berserk In Anticipation of Universal Health Care

Farce

September 2009

Former High School Geek Still Waiting Internet Tycoon Status

Farce

October 2008

Fourth Long John Silver's Franchises Destroyed in Anti-pirate Backlash

Farce

May 2009

Fourth Spanish Teacher Immolates Self To Raise Awareness of Irregular Verbs

Farce

March 2010

Gay Rights Activist A Latter Day MLK

Farce

July 2009

Geico To Begin Selling Health Insurance

Farce

April 2010

Horiscopes

Farce

October 2007

Horoscopes

Farce

June 2008

Horoscopes

Farce

May 2008

Horoscopes

Farce

November 2007

Horoscopes

Farce

April 2008

Joe Biden: Patriotism Now Includes Not Reading Orwell or Huxley, Fellating Senators

Farce

October 2008

Justice Kennedy Caught With Magic 8 Ball on Bench

Farce

August 2008

Local Creep Willing To Help Anytime If You Know What He Means

Farce

June 2010

Local Grandpa Doesn't Know About this Texting

Farce

August 2009

Local High School Just Like Nazi Germany

Farce

July 2008

Man Compares Everything to Bacon

Farce

May 2010

Man Vents Anger at BP by Selling Harry Potter Novels

Farce

August 2010

Michael Phelps Wins Inaugural Snow Swimming Event

Farce

March 2010

New Soft Rock Station Promises Incredibly Soft Rock

Farce

February 2009

No One Surprised When Local Man Arrested For Serial Murder

Farce

October 2008

Nobel Committee Awards Literature Prize to College Junior

Farce

November 2009

Number of Bear Cubs in Single Mother Homes Astronomical

Farce

November 2008

Obama To Begin Preemptive Apologies

Farce

May 2009

Obama, Roberts To Star in Sitcom

Farce

March 2009

Obama, Roberts To Star in Sitcom

Farce

March 2009

Pathetic Malcontent Feels Sorry For Everyone

Farce

April 2010

Philosophy for Useful People:
Vol. I: Logical Fallacies

Features

July 2008

Pizza Delivery Driver Can't Believe Stupidity Of Baron Von Running Bear

Farce

July 2010

Porn Distributors to Preemptively Bid on Miley Cyrus Sex Tape

Farce

September 2008

Pothead Thrilled to Get Apartment #420

Farce

June 2009

President Obama's Teleprompter to Play Cyrano de Bergerac

Farce

April 2009

Racist Alzheimer's Patient Confuses Stereotypes

Farce

February 2009

Report: 64% of Children Admit to Recreational Bug Use

Farce

October 2009

Report: Liberal Arts Grads Severely Affected by Starbucks Downturn

Features

September 2008

Robertson On Recent Dementia Diagnosis: My Brain Made A Pact With The Devil

Farce

February 2010

Scared Straight: Liberal Arts Majors Wins Palme d'Or

Farce

June 2010

Sen. Collins Still Sore from State of the Union

Farce

February 2010

Suicidal Man, Black Widow a Match Made In Heaven

Farce

September 2008

Taylor Swift Cancels Concert Tour Due to Existentialist Anxiety

Farce

February 2010

Teen Who's Stepdad Owns A Hummer: Congress Must Increase Gas Tax

Farce

June 2010

Warner Brothers Announce "Watchmen 2: Hawaiian Dyin'"

Farce

April 2009

White House Quietly Scraps Pearl Harbor Photo Op

Farce

June 2009

Woman Finally Understands Tea Bag Jokes

Farce

May 2010

Word "Change" Now Used Only in Elation, Derision, Sarcasm

Farce

February 2009

World's Second Oldest Man Implicated In Murder For Hire Plot

Farce

September 2009

World's Sexiest Star Trek Fan Dead at 42

Farce

April 2009

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