In response to allegations of sexual misconduct prior to Governor Schwarzenegger's election earlier this year, Governor Schwarzenegger, has enrolled in a government sponsered sexual harrasment course.

The course, taught by flesh moguls Larry Flint and Hugh Heffner, is a six week primer taught at the Playboy mansion.

"If the Big A can stay here those six weeks without looking, touching or commenting the wrong way to a woman, then I declare this man cured!" Hugh Heffner was quoted as saying.

"Either that or we can declare him gay," Flint put in candidly.

Among the training techniques endorsed by the duo is running the boobie guantlet, where Schwarzenegger will reprise his role as The Running Man, where he has to run down a fifty foot corridor looking face forward as he runs past a guantlet of topless Playboy bunnies.

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