Pepper, who apparently had imbibed large quantities of alcohol, was shocked to find that the group had placed real human flesh in his Paco Bell bean burrito in protest of the restaurant's chain use of lettuce and tomato in the tasty treat.

Sandra Bellbutt, area model, had this to say about the situation. "Pepper was so amazingly drunk that he didn't even notice us switching his burrito."

Bellbutt, famous for posing nude in TattleTail magazine, is also famous for posing nude with a dotted line across her neck and navel illustrating the cruelty of chopping the tops and bottoms off of everyday vegetables.

"Oh the pain they must feel, when they are first plucked from mother nature's nurturing soil. The humiliation they must endure as their roots are torn from the sweet ambrosia that sustains them, our Mother Earth," she added, whipping a forced tear from her eye.

When asked for the reason why PITA targeted drunken rocker Pepper Anderson, Bellbutt proclaimed, "His buttons are made from African gourds! Can't you imagine the cruelty of having to be a button! Sure you can say it's an environmentally friendly alternative to plastic but you have to realize we have to kill the gourd to make a button! When you kill a gourd you are killing the environment anyway!"

Bellbutt is also infamously attached to animal rights group PIZZA (Pretty Idiotic Zany Zoological Animalestors) posing nude for the group's founder and CEO many a time and under varying circumstances. Bellbutt has also been known to pose nude in the oddest places including: the back door to the mortuary, on top of the university donut counter (he was a happy man, I tell you,) and underneath the chief of police's squad car.

When asked if she would continue her acts of nudity, Bellbutt giggled, "Well, of course silly. We all have to bathe sometime."

Pepper Anderson declined to comment but was overheard asking Bellbutt if he could bring a camera.

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