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Depressed Writer Jumps Out of Basement Window in Failed Suicide Attempt
By Don Myers -- Contributing Author

FLASH: A story is developing regarding the attempted suicide of a depressed comedy writer. Although details are still sketchy, The FarceHaven has learned the Journalist survived the three foot leap up from the window . . .  reportedly he escaped with a scratch on his forehead after being rescued from his lawn by a neighbor (who in his words ) "has seen this thing ten times before . . . hey I don't think he gets the concept I suggested to him the upstairs window may be more effective." The FarceHaven will follow this closely and report back as soon as the name of the "Wm. Shakespeare wannabee" is released.

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