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The FarceHaven Tribune
Rumors continue to circulate claiming Libyan Dictator Muammar Gaddafi's 17th. Son Muammar Jr. is bringing his Iranian Country Band to the 2013 Hodag Country Music Festival in Rhinelander Wisconsin.
Muammar's Band called "Muammar's Country Mullahs" has been touring America in secret for under 3 days now and has developed a large following of Muslim fans that appreciate Country Music according to his Road Manager and Agent Iatolaya Komwitme. "We make many new Muslim fans and infidel fans too with our new album "Jihad Country Classics."
Komwitme said sales of his albums have skyrocketed in the last year and the band is on schedule to sell over 47 albums by the end of 2045! "People can't get enough of hits like "Stop messin with my Mullah" and the number one hit in Iran "What a beautiful Burga Baby" according to Komwitme.
Although the band has a mid-eastern sound the steel guitar allows them to blend traditional country with a "Bedouin twist" which results in haunting instrumentals not often heard by hard core Country Music fans.
Komwitme told the FarceHaven the band also performs classics made famous by Kitty Wells, Webb Pierce and Hank Snow "You haven't heard anything until you hear Jr. sing revised version of Hank Snow's classic "I've Bombed Everywhere Man" Oops I meant (BEEN) Everywhere . . . sorry."
We made repeated attempts to confirm Gaddafi's booking for 2013 but local state and federal officials said in a combined statement "Right now we are too busy trying to kill his dad to make a decision on this!"