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Judge Judy
By Marc Carver -- Contributing Poet -- [Email This Item]

I think that I am falling in love with Judge Judy.
It only started today
she laughed her little laugh
the one that shoots from the side of her face
gently
And that's when I knew.
I would love to sit up there with her on the bench
Maybe we could hold hands
Under the bench.
Maybe I could place my hand her thigh as she deliberated.
I could slam the hammer down and shout
ORDER, ORDER I SAY
DAMM YOU JUDGE JUDY IS TALKING.

Maybe she would sack the big black dude and let me do his job.
You know that one that shouts out the case number and calls the plaintiffs forward.

I could look at Judge Judy every day and smile my love into her.
She does scare me a bit though when she starts shouting
But I see a warmer side to her of course.
After all
She is always fair and true and just and
You know
That is such a rare quality
Especially in a woman

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